bloo

an adjective used to describe things that are rad, awesome, sweet, and cool.

that shirt is so bloo!

by fizzi May 13, 2008

Bloomfield Hills

The place in southeast Michigan that is a combination of busy roads, strip malls, gyms, gyms in strip malls, trees, big houses, and schools. It isn't as cool as Birmingham bc it doesn't have a downtown at all. It's kind of diverse, but that's coming from a kid from northern non-Chicago area Illinois. Nobody brags about living here. Everyone has an SUV. Everyone has a Juul. I live by the Leo's that nobody goes to. There are lots of old people. most high school students eventually just give up and go to Grand Valley State bc it's easy to get in.

"Oh Bloomfield Hills. Isn't that by Birmingham?"

by Rich Homie 27 January 22, 2018

Bloompy

Having some poor gal (or guy) give you a blow job while you're taking a dump. Eww.

"Did you know that Gene Simmons likes to make groupies give him a bloompy?"

by Bonobo Boy May 3, 2005

bloomer pudding

The result of a woman being caught unaware and unprepared for her menstral flow

"Can you believe Paul actually is turned on by bloomer pudding?"

"Stacy ordor was a result of bloomer pudding"

by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005

homo blomo

a homoexual male who sucks a lot of cock.

Lucas Lujan is a real homo blomo.

by [e-mail] December 15, 2003

blomb

pronounced "bloom".

drinking to excess

"Hey it's sunday. let's go blomb"

by flashdrive October 15, 2006

blomper

Receiving felatio while defecating. ie. getting a blowjob while taking a dump.

Jeff: "yo that new chick you're dating is SO NASTY! Is there anything she wouldn't do?"
Mike: "Don't know bro. One way to find out. I'll ask if she's down for a BLOMPER!"

Or

I was taking a deuce when my wife walked in to get her makeup. Since it was my birthday she got extra generous and gave me a BLOMPER!

by jizbiz April 11, 2008