1 definition by Rich Homie 27

The place in southeast Michigan that is a combination of busy roads, strip malls, gyms, gyms in strip malls, trees, big houses, and schools. It isn't as cool as Birmingham bc it doesn't have a downtown at all. It's kind of diverse, but that's coming from a kid from northern non-Chicago area Illinois. Nobody brags about living here. Everyone has an SUV. Everyone has a Juul. I live by the Leo's that nobody goes to. There are lots of old people. most high school students eventually just give up and go to Grand Valley State bc it's easy to get in.
"Oh Bloomfield Hills. Isn't that by Birmingham?"
by Rich Homie 27 January 22, 2018
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