shit blimp

1. A blimp constructed of wordshit
2. An exceedingly overweight and possibly unclean individual.

Holy crap, look at that shit blimp walking this way!

by Clarissa June 17, 2003

blind skill

Similar to blind luck, but much more skillful.

guy 1: holy shit that was awesome! how did you do that?
guy 2: blind skill.

by therearesomewhocallmetim December 23, 2008

blimkin

cross with a rimkin and blumkin wich is blow job will taking a dump and a rim job so dirty should not be attempted

where a man is taking a dump while a woman gives him a blow job while she licks his buthole while hes crappinp but he also is licking her buthole at the same time in a huge ball of filthy blimkin

by ricky veeta February 11, 2010

blinded

Being so stoned that you're unaware of your surroundings; Being under the influence of large ammounts of weed, pot, or marijuana; Also, see high, blazed, baked,blitzed.

I smoked so much weed that I was blinded. I didn't even know my name. It was fucking awesome!

by Lady smokesalot October 10, 2008

blind cocksucker

Someone who loves sucking dick so much that they cannot see beyond its base. They don't care who it attached to, they just love to suck on cock. They are blind to everything that happend around them with the exception of cock sucking.

He walked into a dark room, and found someone willing to suck on his cock. He walked out, never turning on a light never knowing who that person was.

A blind cocksucker can stumble past piles of gold, money and other riches, but all they see is the end of the dick that they will stick into their mouth.

They walk around blind in this world, but all they care about is dick. They are as blind as a cocksucker.

by Theodore R. Hazen February 29, 2008

Blind Serpent

While doing it doggystyle, right before you ejaculate you pull out and spit saliva on the female's back, when she turns around you ejaculate in her eyes

Man last night i gave your sister a blind serpent.

by Pookie Murdock August 9, 2008

Blind Friend Date

Meeting a friend of a friend for the first time 1 on 1. A blind friend date is set up by a mutual friend who does not for some reason attend the actual meeting to introduce the two people.

"I have a blind friend date on Friday with Abby's college friend - I hope its not too awkward"

by littleninja13 April 22, 2010