Tractor Beam

A person who sucks you into a stupid conversation, and you can't break away for a long period of time.

Holy crap. I was in talking with that nerd for like 3 hours about his cat. I couldn't stop him. He was such a tractor beam.

by tin trap May 10, 2010

blame the man

Similar to shit happens, it is when something usually happens that is against one's will, they tend to blame the man. Could be anything from not winning the lottery, getting fired from work, or your girl/boyfriend breaking up with you since the man seems to always be the one causing everything.

Matt: Aww it's going to rain on the day I'm supposed to go to the water park. This sucks! Why did you only plan it for one day?

Steve: Blame the man. Not me.

by prof. frink July 14, 2006

Tractor Beams

Tractor Beams are the hairs that grow around the anus which can often capture "Klingons".

I thought I had wiped well enough but judging by the streaks my Tractor Beams picked up a few klingons.

by Dirty Glenn January 24, 2017

beamer

One who has devoted his life to playing video games. Originates from all the beaming that goes on during gameplay. A common synonym is steamer.

I am such a beamer. I played 47 matches of FIFA07 straight, without a break.

by DimDog December 14, 2008

beamer

a nice BMW

"Hey, look at that blue beamer over there."

by angler4941 January 17, 2009

high beam

When ones nipples become erect, often in cold weather, and sometimes producing an adequate visible result.

As Ashleigh and Anthea walked alongside the highway on a damp cold night, Ashleigh was warned that she was high beaming. "Oh" she said looking down, a wave of embarrassment passing through her, "should have worn a padded bra, its a bit nippy" *insert laughing of both parties here*

by pok-pok March 7, 2009

Beamed

To expose or attack someone with words in a very direct way.

Zack; What are u saying with your hobit lookin feet.

Ben; Shut up Zack at least I can find the clit.

Natalia; Damn, Ben you beamed him.

by I like abs January 28, 2020