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blizzard conditions

The act of making a womans face so white with semen it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions"
Hey check out jen. I jizzed all over her face and it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions".
by pboudreau13 May 3, 2014
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blizzard hands

a person who is unable to perform simple work-related tasks. They perform their job as well as they would if they had two DQ Blizzards stuck to their hands. a lazy, unreliable employee.
Man, Sally didn't sign off on the tasks she completed. What a blizzard hands!

Dang it, Henry couldn't even do his assigned work today. That guy is a real blizzard hands.
by TBell Bonus April 17, 2015
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Bizzaro Cop

A bizzaro cop is a term used to identify corrupt police officers who are nothing more then criminals with badges. Everything they represent is the opposite of what a police officer, with integrity, stands for.
Make sure you do not have anything of value because if any of those bizzaro cops pull you over it will be a feeding frenzy.

It seems like more and more law enforcement personnel are choosing the bizzaro (cop) way of life.

That particular precinct has the highest percentage of bizzaro cops.
by HaleyAllen September 4, 2016
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blizzard of ahhs

When 5 or more guys cum in a girls face at the same time producing a white out effect on the girls vision.
The whole football team had their way sexually with Jenny and finished her off with a Blizzard of Ahhs so bad she couldn't see clearly for a week .
by StainsandSmears April 18, 2018
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Buzzarding

A technique of perpetuating a heterosexuaal image by faking a relationship with an extremely attractive member of the opposite sex whilst refusing intimacy, bragging about being an incredible lover and sending pictures of various attractive body parts of the opposite sex to convince friends and coworkers that one is not gay.
Michael was buzzarding the guys at work when in fact, he secretly yearned for their hairy asses.
by The belly November 22, 2017
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Buzzard Face

Used to describe British English men from Roman Descent. Typical features include a long face, long thin Roman nose and a condescending tone, based on an air of xenophobic superiority, despite being previously ruled by the Roman Empire and French.
That Twin Lannister actor is a right Buzzard Face, isn’t he?
by Fandamme January 30, 2018
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bizardark

A word for a group of guys being stupid ass idiots and their wives can't call them swear words in a public setting
You guys are complete bizardarks
by Big toe Bimbo May 18, 2018
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