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Joe Biden won

The definition of a 'big fat lie.' Something that obviously can't be true, by saying 'Joe Biden won' you are essentially saying that 81 million Americans are mentally retarded.
Dumbocrat: Yay yay yip yip yahoo! Joe Biden won! All our problems are over! He's going to put our country back on track and make everything nice again! Yay! Orange man bad!
Smart person: calm down. You do know that he didn't really win right?
Dumbocrat: Oh whatever do you mean?
Smart person: Voter fraud, they rigged the election so they could use him as a puppet, there's no way 81 million people voted for that!
Dumbocrat: That's another lie! It's a lie I said! Another lie that Fox News and republicans are spreading! They wouldn't do that, the government wouldn't lie to us!
A year later...
Dumbocrat: People need to stop being so hard on Biden, he's doing the best he can and he's still a lot better than that orange asshole. I hope Trump dies!
Smart person: He didn't win the election fairly!
Dumbocrat: Stop spreading this lie! It has been proven false! CNN and all the mainstream media says it is false and they wouldn't lie to us! The only one spreading this false narrative is Fox News and they don't count as real news.
Smart person: Okay, then how come his approval rating is so low then if he is really the most popular president ever?
Dumbocrat: I...I um, well I don't know why, people just always want to complain, I I mean, that's such a lie, Joe Biden won!
Smart person: How come his own party doesn't want him to run again in 2024 then?
Dumbocrat: I don't...I um, I, ...stop watching Fox News! Fox News is the devil! Sean Hannity is evil! Orange man bad! Biden 2024!
by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022
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Joe Bidened

To be awkwardly sniffed in an inappropriate manor.
OMG! Did you see that?? Ben just Joe Bidened Becky!!!
by W.R.Slade March 18, 2021
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Joe Biden

J-oyful
O-utstanding
E-legant

B-rainy
I-nclusive
D-edicated
E-ffective
N-eat
If you didn't vote for Joe Biden, I will find you and take you down.
by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 4, 2021
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Biden it!

When you forget what you are saying or need your cheat sheet to remember simple facts.
Oh man, I Biden it!, today. I couldn't remember any thing during my zoom presentation today.
by Biden it! March 22, 2021
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joe biden won

Trump's employee: *brings trump his 69th diet coke of the day* Uh sir Joe Biden won

Trump: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by cammc29 January 22, 2021
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Biden

Someone who is hiding most of the day, uses Adderall when they need to wake up, and terrorizes children to steal their energy by uncomfortably touching them and sniffing them. Often a type of old folk legend that really hasn’t done anything in the past 47 years.
Mommy, I’m afraid there is a Hidin’ Biden under my bed. I can hear the snoring in the middle of the day.
by SleepyJB October 1, 2020
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Bidenbitch

A word used to describe stupid people who thing Biden will win the election (typically tends to be a sissy from Kentucky)
Maheleigh is a Bidenbitch
by Maheleighisabitch September 13, 2020
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