deserved better

Jeff Atkins and Hannah Baker

"Name the two people who deserved better"

by hahahahahahahahahaahahahhaahah April 15, 2017

You better call Tyrone with that mess!

When something is beyond appaulling; A state of utter astonishment and disbelief; Something awful that is out of your hands, and apparently in some guy named Tyrone's.

Sid: Hey did you hear that dad found out mom has been sleeping with the sea captain?
Nancy: Oh my god! You better call Tyrone with that mess!

by Spellchiker May 16, 2007

Better out than intimate

To break wind whilst being intimate with someone. The release of said gas is often associated with the other participant(s) in the sexual act discontinuing their participation.

''Well, looks like I'm on the hunt for a new girlfriend again. Susie and I were really connecting spiritually and emotionally during an extended Alabama lane change, but a better out than intimate squeezed its way out of my anüs as I was going for it and the gas has caused her to suffocate and die. If I'm being brutally honest, the initial chloroform might have been a culprit in the suffocation too.''

by Anonymous submissions August 7, 2018

Bette Midler

The long form of the abbreviation BM as well as the proper euphemism for defecation.

Man, that burrito isn't sitting well...I really have to make a Bette Midler.

by Connor H. January 10, 2009

Youngboy better

Virgins with no dad that comment "Youngboy better" on raps or XXL tweets for attention because they usually don't get it, they also comment for example when Rap tweets out "mood" they comment "Youngboy mood better", "Dont care post youngboy", "ratio" same for mfs saying "Carti better"

Virgin: Youngboy better
Jack: Yo, you wanna go to the park?
Virgin: Youngboy goes to the park better
Jack: Get a job
Virgin: Youngboy job better
Jack: Goddamn nigga stfu get a life
Virgin: Youngboy stfu's and gets a life better

by A nigga thats always horny May 11, 2021

Better Shut Up

(Command): The vocalization of ones' desire for another person or persons to stop talking; and/or, shut up.

-Not to be confused with the phrase "You better shut up"; it is more of a generalized request for silence, and not directed or limited to one specific person.

Person 1: "Hey bro, if you aren't busy at the moment, I would really appreciate it if we could talk about your behavior in front of my family last week."
Person 2: "What do you mean, dude?"
Person 1: "Well, it just isn't cool that you took your pants off at dinner and started to beat off on my brothers plate while telling everyone to 'Better shut up'"
Person 2: "Better shut up"

by Mizzle Skillet October 23, 2013

Be Better

A variation of the term "Get Good."

Guy 1: Dude I just died in Minecraft because of the shittiest reason. I-

Guy 2: Be Better.

Guy 1: Why do I hang out with you.

by Nephilis Thylord February 10, 2021