Check Thyself Before Thy Wreck Thyself

also known as the 11th commandment, is essentially a rule where you need to think hard about what you're about to say to make sure that you don't say something bad that happens to apply to you too.

to put yourself in a corner by your own statement or action.

ghost 1: man ghosts are such losers

ghost 2: dude, you're a ghost.

ghost 1: bro, you're right

ghost 2: check thyself before thy wreck thyself...

by count philosopher April 1, 2016

Counting chickens before they hatch

When you call something yours before you have it

The hillary voters were counting chickens before they hatch

by 300WinMag March 17, 2017

I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

befouled

made dirty or foul; "a building befouled with soot"; "breathing air fouled and darkened with factory soot"

"... I made sweet sweet love to the pool table, which I later befouled"

by Niraco September 7, 2005

Befundled

Flabbergasted, or Not Knowing What Your Talking About.

Confused.

My parents were befundled about what my sister was saying through the wall.

by JGS Jr. September 20, 2009

Name that thing on the screen before it disappears

A language game played by Brown University students in which an intricately timed powerpoint presentation displays images of clothes, food, etc. while students attempt to name the articles in a foreign language before they pass from one side of the display to the other.

Diego: And what is this.
Joe: der Handschuhe!!!
Diego: ...die Handschuhe?
Joe: Oh...yeah. I love "Name that thing on the screen before it disappears"!

by fivestarfolds March 18, 2011

nightmare before christmas

the best movie that was ever made. tim burton is a genious, and always will be. i love this movie. always have and always will

Nice work, Bone Daddy...

by Gerard's Prison Mate September 19, 2005