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beamer

1. a BMW
2. a hella hott car
i fucked your little sister in the backseat on my new beamer last night
by alyson saunders August 1, 2007
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beam me up scotty

Frequently mis-quoted as part of Star Trek, despite never having been said.
The closest is 'Scotty, beam me up'.
'Scotty, beam me up'
'3 to beam up, Mr. Scott'
but NEVER 'Beam me up Scotty'
by Mark Schueler August 5, 2006
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American Taliban Beard

(n) Not to be confused with the Hipster Beard, or the Charles Manson Beard, the American Taliban Beard is a full beard worn with a shaved head.

Named after John Walker Lindh, the "American Taliban" homegrown terrorist who is serving a 20 year sentence for joining the Taliban and fighting against the US in Afghanistan.

Muslim men who are performing the Hajj to Mecca and Jihadis who are planning to commit suicide bombings often shave their heads, but leave their beards so that they are clean when they ride the magic carpet to Allah and their 72 virgins.
The American Taliban Beard is the laziest haircut a man can have. Never have to comb your hair & never have to shave.
by Leisure Class Hero October 19, 2010
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Beard Off

A public challenge between two individuals on who has the better beard.
Dude 1: Did you hear that Jay beat Sid in a Beard Off?

Dude 2: Yup, you shouldn't bring a five o'clock shadow to a gun fight.
by BeardMaster January 26, 2010
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grundle beard

synonym of ANAL BEARD. Extremely thick patch of hair between the anus and the ball sack, area also known as the "grundle"
Yo Merril shave my grundle beard for me i cant reach.
by SbTrEoVwEn January 13, 2009
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the beadle spamming treatment

When you Piss off, Annoy, Harass, Threaten, Bug or act of "Tonying". Also, by clicking LIKE on every post they have ever made on facebook.
"Beadle likes your _____ post"
"Beadle likes your new friendship"
"Beadle likes your relationship"
"Beadle likes your _____ post"
and so on.

The beadle spamming treatment!
by DVanDuzer May 26, 2010
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Laying a bead

ejaculating, busting a nut, etc.

Originated from the welding industry. To connect two pieces of steel, one must lay a bead.
Who laid a bead on my couch?
I laid a bead across her face.
by g_slice December 21, 2004
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