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bartlomenter

An old english word meaning ankle eater.
You bartlemattor!

Bartlomenter:ankle eater
by Englishlover72 February 28, 2025
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Barl

A word derived from the misspelling of another word, which, through repeated use, becomes its own recognized term. Often used humorously or ironically when a typo or mispronunciation sticks around long enough to gain meaning.
Verb: "Bro, you totally barled ‘banana’ into ‘banini,’ and now we all say it."
by Nanoaparticles April 1, 2025
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Bartling

A smaller version of Bart Simpson. Bartlings usually travel in lines from 10 to around 1000 Bartlings are also known to get agitated very easily.
Watch out the Bartlings are coming!
by CoolCatProductions June 19, 2025
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Bärli

Oh don’t mind him, he’s a little bärli
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Barlo

a sexuality where your sexually attracted towards bees.
"Hey did you hear that Jake Roussel is Barlo?"
"Yeah that's probably why his parents are divorced."
"Fr."
by Pyramitic July 13, 2025
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Batflam

The process of inserting a baseball bat into a woman's glory hole at the speed of light for maximum efficiency (and penetration).
Guy 1: I just batflamed your mom!
Guy 2: Did you hit a homerun?
Guy 1: No, I shoved a baseball bat into your mom and now she's disfigured.
Guy 2: Aw shucks... She was a bitch anyway
by cokeinmyass69 July 27, 2025
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Barloism

A fictional cult that specifically groups of Barlos (Sexual Interests To Bees), said to believe that a person can reproduct/mate an Anthophila.

And which can make a hybrid abomination, when the sperm is transferred to the bee's uterus. (male to female contact)

But, if the human is sexually a female, it is clearly impossible, because the male bee/drone can't produce much sperm than the woman does to the egg cell, so it's impossible to make it a hybrid offspring, it won't even reach the stage of the egg to be a zygote.

And the negative part, what if you we're in a middle of a orgasm and you got stung on the penis? It would effect the nearby veins on the impact.

And if this was theoretically true, nor it would make a scientific discovery and a "finish-off on a zookeeper's collection".
It would be scientifically called a "Homo Anthos"
2nd Person: Hey! I hope so you don't believe on Barloism.

1st Person: sadly I do.
by anonymous August 30, 2025
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