Cunt Badger

A polite way of calling someone a Cunt. Using this word will not offend due to it being impossible to call someone it with a straight face.

Dammit Chris your such a cunt badger...

by TJ_1984 October 12, 2005

Chocolate Cheese Banger

Relating to both homo and straight anal sex, it is when the receiver takes a shit and doesn't wipe their arse before being bummed.

The giver is then "Banging the Chocolate Cheese."

See also: bumming, sodomy, anal sex and fudge packer.

EXAMPLE 1:

Girl: Aw! I've run out of bog roll and have just had a massive cack

Boy: That's OK. I'm a chocolate cheese banger!

Girl: Result!

EXAMPLE 2:
Gay Boy 1: Hey Boris! Don't wipe your arse, I'm up for some CCBing!

Gay Boy 2: OK! I'll poo in the bed and put it in your bum so I can CCB you too!

Innocent Bystander: AW FUCK NO! YOU SICK BASTARDS!!!

by CCB Lover January 2, 2011

Honey Badgered

The act of removing a friend's testicles because they are controlled by his girl friend. This phrase started after a case in Africa where a honey badger ripped off a lion's testicle.

Guy 1: "I was forced to go shopping with my girl and I missed the game last night."

Guy 2: "You should be honey badgered for that."

by ssgt big mac September 19, 2009

Badgers

Medium sized creatures with black and white coloration. Have been known to congregate and dance. Apparently like mushrooms, but not snakes.

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003

sock badger

Creature which lives in washing machines and makes its nest with socks. Never been caught, but the presence of odd socks in the wash is evidence of their existance

The sock badger has been at my socks again.

by Matt February 27, 2005

four bagger

describes a woman so utterly and completely repulsive that you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking about having sex with her.

One bag over her head.
Second bag over yours.
Third bag over the dog's head so it doesn't howl.
Fourth bag by the door in case anyone barges in.

"Cher is a four bagger."
'Paper or plastic'
"Plastic so I can suffocate afterwards"

by adam_before_eve May 11, 2006

basterd

When someone is too stupid to spell bastard, basterd is often the result.

Moron: STFU U DUM BASTERD!!!!!1111
Normal person: Try not typing like an idiot for once in your life.

by Anonymous July 27, 2003