AI only attacks

You have got to be fucking shitting me!

Hym "That CANNOT be real! Hohoho! Man! You had better hope that THAT is not ME! I don't believe it! I just can't! I mean, if it is, don't fucking touch it. That's not a threat either. Seriously. You are not going to have a fun time if you try to obstruct it- Er, I guess ME in any way shape or form. Please tell me that isn't real! I will not be able to handle it if it's real. It'll be like meeting an Alien for the first time. Ha! That's great! AI only attacks!"

by Hym Iam August 31, 2025

AI

The modern iteration of the Talmud, judaism's sacred text.

The Talmud was compiled by a group called of scholars called Amora'im, and the dumb, lazy clowns who are peddling this stupid shit thought they could take two letters, AI, from that name, call it something phony like "artificial intelligence" and peddle it to the masses without anyone noticing. We noticed, and we're not buying it. You moron.

by Publius0987 September 21, 2025

AI Bloatware

AI bloatware is the inclusion of unnecessary or excessive artificial intelligence features in products. These features often do not address real user needs and may even reduce usability, efficiency, or performance.

Key Characteristics

Non-essential features: Added because “AI” is trending, not because they provide clear value.

Complexity without benefit: Increases cognitive load or clutter in the interface.

Performance impact: Extra AI modules consume system resources without improving outcomes.

Marketing-driven: Positioned as innovative, but often superficial.

The new smartphone update is full of AI bloatware, with unnecessary chatbots and image filters that slow the device without improving its core functions.

by Dirtman777 September 23, 2025

Ai-ed

Ai‑ed (verb): looked up, researched, or solved with the help of an AI assistant or AI‑powered search, often for quick answers or summaries.

Past: ai‑ed (“I ai‑ed it”).
Present: ai‑ing (“She’s ai‑ing the recipe now”).
Synonyms: AI‑searched, chatbot‑checked, LLM‑looked‑up.

“No clue who invented Post‑its, so I just ai‑ed it.”

“Hold up, I’m ai‑ing the train times.”

“We ai‑ed the code bug and shipped before lunch.”

“He didn’t study, he ai‑ed the homework.”

"I didn't know how to fix my code, so I ai-ed it and got the solution in seconds."

by RealCount October 10, 2025

Communic-AI-tion

(noun) – When two humans talk, but both are really just forwarding what ChatGPT wrote.

“Our Communic-AI-tion is amazing — neither of us has typed an original thought in months.”

by ms7 October 12, 2025

Rel-AI-tionship

(noun) – A connection sustained more by algorithms than emotion.

“We’re in a solid Rel-AI-tionship — the bot handles our arguments.”

by ms7 October 12, 2025

Reli-AI-nce

(noun) – Total dependence on AI to think, write, or express yourself.

“My Reli-AI-nce is getting scary — I used AI to draft this apology and it made me cry.”

by ms7 October 12, 2025