agents of chaos

A group of pariahs originally branching from LiveJournal, infamous for spamming webpages, forums and blogs with Batman-related pornographic images, gravy, and sea creatures.

My community on LJ just got spammed by the damn Agents of Chaos again!

by Agent Ozzie October 28, 2008

argentina

Another Latin and poor conutry. Defeated in soccer by Brazil, and at war by England, it´s indian population (thought the belief on Euro ancestry) keeps regarding mental issues on therapy. Once Argentina has been rich for latin standarts, but became leftist and ideological. Now it´s poorer thab Brazil and Chili. Has a cocaine addicted idol: Maradona, just a regular player.

Cut this socialist crap, or we may get the argentina way.

by south Brazil March 24, 2009

Argentina

South American country characterized by its rare inability to understand or believe that their citizens have the WORST REPUTATION IN THE WORLD FOR HAVING A BAD CHARACTER. Many character flaws, insecurities and complexes. Compounded by the fact that there are more shrinks per capita in the country than any other country in the world. Also containing the bitchiest women in the world. These women are highly deluded as they consistently (and wrongly) believe that they are "the most beautiful women in the world". Bitchiness separated by age groups:

16-25 - slutty girls who think they are too hot to talk to anyone, but this confidence gives them at least the ability to not be too competitive / bitchy to other girls
26-35 - anxious gold diggers who will be extremely bitchy at any woman who is prettier than her, whether at work, in shops, amongst friends
36-60 - bitchy, bitter old women who will bark at any stranger on the street because their man is out constantly screwing whores

Have you read the book 'Argentine hag' by Banana Yoshimoto?" "No, but I hear there's plenty of them in Argentina

by komkom May 17, 2011

Argentinian Mustache

When you find a stranger, knock them unconscious, and shave off their pubes. Then, while they are still incapacitated, you microwave the shavings and tape them under your victims nose in the shape of a mustache. At this point, you will have to start running because the atrocious smell produced by the newly formed pube-stache will jolt your victim awake.

Did you hear Bob lost his sense of smell? I guess someone gave him the ol' Argentinian Mustache. The shame alone drove his wife to infidelity. Pity.

by foxwell adams April 21, 2011

Argentine Guido

They are an ethnic group of half breeds (Italian/Argentine) from the middle of Indonesia/Sicily and they migrated to Patagonia in Argentina. They set up tents called "All'hupwa", Which is spelled in English how it sounds. Moving as tribes, many Argentine Guidos have their own customs and traditions. One of the most famous rituals is the "Gárgara de Pelotas". It entails the beating of a cowhide while purging the soul by swimming in goat blood and eating dog scrotum. Currently the Argentine Govornment is trying to crack down hard on this ritual because many castrated dogs survive and live unhappy lives and animal rights organizations, such as PETA or the ASPCA, are opposing the natives and their customs.

"Yo look at dos crazy mofos! Dey must b Argentine Guidos or some sh@tt like that."
"Sorry we don't allow Argentine Guidos into this building"
"Please stop castrating my dog. You are like an Argentine Guido or something!!"

by TechnoPsycho October 5, 2009

Agent Smith

plain uniformed character made for the sheer purpose of killing off.

the best part of the movie was when she ran into the building and gunned down about a milliion Agent Smiths

by v1cious June 1, 2005

Argentined

The feeling of getting close to something and not achieving it

I went to this premier show the other day, I was so close to shaking hands with Angelina Jolie. But when I was about to, she left from the spot. I was so Argentined!

by The WordBug July 16, 2014