dan and carl

Two Homosexual dickheads, who do nothing but put eachother's meat sticks in their butthole and eat fruit milk while they 'nae nae' all day.

"eY lad, do you happen to know dan and carl?"
"yE fuck i do, They were in the twin towers when bush bombed em up"
"good on em"

by fuckpoo69 October 27, 2015

carl benny

carl benny is a handsome guy he is the type of guy that gets manu bitches but act like he dont he also got a horse cock

i met a carl benny today he was so nice

by handsomemans May 9, 2022

Pull A Carl

Getting a thottie to have sex with you/send nudes and then leave.

Carl: Yo that girl thicc af.
Dan: Ask her out!
Carl: Naw she a thottie not relationship worthy.
Dan: Then pull a Carl and fuck her and leave!
Carl: Aw shit you right.

by Mad handlez November 19, 2017

Carl Andrei

ikaw na bahala kung anong gusto mo d'yan.

THANK YOU FOR EXISTING IN MY LIFE. I APPRECIATE YOU A LOT <333

PADAYON FUTURE CPA!!!

Basta panget si Carl Andrei yan. Charizzz

by RTIYC December 30, 2021

hot carl

To seran wrap your face and have someone lay a hot steaming load on your face

Wow I can't believe Ramon likes when people shit on his face! He really is into hot carls.

by Cuiy7 Punch3r November 22, 2010

crazy carl

playing football in jeans, boots, and chains...

"Is this kid serious with the chains and the boots?"... "of course hes crazy carl.."

by Carl fan January 22, 2005

smooth carl

Act of deficating in a tube sock and instead of hitting your partner or someone with it wait till they put their foot in the sock

"Joe didnt know what hit him until his foot was covered in crap from the smooth carl"

"After sex John smooth carled me"

"Last night i got smooth carled on both feet"

by Zack Freebird April 22, 2008