She wanted everyone to be yogi so that they would join her yoga cult, the Healing Moon Poseur Cult or something like that. They already had enough members to outnumber most villages.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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1. Cause her voice is so nice to listen to
2. She has a yoga body
3. She teachers yoga!
1. Cause her voice is so nice to listen to
2. She has a yoga body
3. She teachers yoga!
by Dvdeez123 September 29, 2021
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Get the yongama mug.Hes the type of guy to flex on every little shit no wonder you have never asked for! Yogansh has standards so high that he will just go have breakfast in starbucks!. He is short, middle class and all he wants is fun but once you have ruined it you know you have fucked up kuz hes never scared of spitting fax on your face lmao. He is the type of guy to ask a begger that he has fake jordans.
FRIEND 1: Okay so we are in McDonald's what are you gonna have?
YOGANSH: imma have one mocha
Few minutes later*
YOGANSH: DAMN STARBUCKS WAS BETTER MAN!!!!
YOGANSH: imma have one mocha
Few minutes later*
YOGANSH: DAMN STARBUCKS WAS BETTER MAN!!!!
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