Yooga 

Literally the most special person in the world. A person with this name might be seen as agressive to most but there is always a reason for his doings. The most considerate person you'll ever meet who will always check up on your stupid ass self. He would never hesitate to do the right thing and best thing for you, even if it means putting himself in danger. The most kind-hearted soul belongs to a person with this name. Although he is the type that keeps his problems to himself you always have to check up on him too and show him that you care in return. He hates commitment so never try to ask him out because it might not be what he wants, but if he ever asks you out first just know that you are so special and meaningful to him.

Kai: Fuck you

Yooga: You wish

Yooga by snaul November 21, 2021

yogababble 

Spiritual-sounding language used by companies to sell product or make their brand more compelling on an emotional level. Coined specifically about WeWork’s IPO prospectus in 2019, which was full of phrases like “elevate the world’s consciousness” and at the same time showed problematic financials. Yogababble is intended to disguise or compensate for practical or financial weaknesses in a business or product.

Coined by Scott Galloway in his piece “Yogababble” on his No Mercy / No Malice blog.

That’s a bunch of yogababble. How will your company actually solve world hunger?

yogababble by mpet September 28, 2019

Yogatory 

Yogatory

Yogatory is the eternal place of suffering, inhabited by the tormented souls of sinful men, who have spent way too much of their lives staring, ogling, drooling, and otherwise fantasying about hot-young, women in Yoga pants.

Like the mythological Greek figure, Tantalus, famous for his eternal punishment of standing in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches, with the fruit ever eluding his grasp, and the water always receding before he can take a drink.

Those who descend into the depths of Yogatory are forever tormented by the elusive and evasive, hot-young-tail, who prowl about, seductively sauntering and gyrating past them whilst wearing Yoga pants. Ohhhhh, the Helllllllllll

"Hey, Austin... you better stop checking out those girls before you end up in Yogatory." "I can literally see every crevice of her body, John!... Forgive me, Lord... I have sinned! Please don't send me to Yogatory!" "You're going straight to Yogatory, Alex!" "There is a special place in HELL for those of us who suffer this affliction. It's called Yogatory."

Yogatory by Valhalla MMA April 24, 2019

yoga brain 

a blissed trance state of relaxation after yoga class

I can't answer your question! I've still got yoga brain from my evening class.

yoga brain by Doctor Science November 29, 2010

yoga mind

synonym of yoga brain

noun. a blissed trance state of relaxation after yoga class

I can't answer your question! I've still got yoga mind from my evening class! You look gorgeous!

yoga mind by Doctor Science December 2, 2010

yogabond

A derogatory term to describe the new urban hipster who practices yoga, and can be seen wandering the city streets fourbucks latte in one hand, cellphone in the other, yogamat slung over their shoulder.

As I entered the coffee shop, two "yogabonds" with rolled yogamats slung over shoulder rudely pushed their way past me gibbering about chakras as they guzzled their lattes in a mad rush to get to the nearby Yoga studio and "relax".

yogabond by Vergelimbo August 22, 2006

Yogamazing 

When someone's hard work on the yoga mat is really starting to show

Have you see seen Mayumi lately? She looks Yogamazing

Yogamazing by markazz530 November 29, 2021