written off

When you get so cooked off drugs and alcohol that you are damaged beyond repair, much like a head on collision with a truck.

Fuckin' damo smoked so much Meth and downed a case of VB's, he was so fuckin' written off we had to revive him

by Hugh Johnston May 11, 2016

AZIAN CHATTING/WRITING

Retarded way of spelling words in an IM conversation, internet places etc properly..all the examples are listed below this definition.
Also called "No0b Writing" over Internet.
Also theres a big difference between words like "lol, btw,brb, wb etc.."

Cause-cuz
Because-bcuz
anyways-n e wayz
little-lil
asian-azn
cool-kewl
Ok-Okie
my-maah
I dont know- I dunno
something-sumthin
someone-sum1

by Someone_who_knows_how_to_spell_correctly May 13, 2005

writes software

to engage in homosexual activity

i'm pretty sure that guy writes software.
do you think he's a software engineer?

by aml June 24, 2004

Hybrid Writing

writing that is a mix of cursive and retard.

That's not and N, its a hybrid writing M.

by Poopy doodoo head July 6, 2011

to write a good song

masturbation from a female perspective.
to whip cream
to ruffle the fur
to shoot men
to save babies by keeping them with the lord, our saviour
to scratch some vinyl
to make art great again
to baptise la vulve

Excuse me, dear, for being late. I was really stressed and had to write a good song before driving to the meeting. Much clearer now. And relaxed. Where were we?"

by Krkič November 2, 2020

Writing the bible

When Chatting with Someone and they write you a long ass message that you don't care to read, I.e The bible

John: so i'm Fighting with my girlfriend, and all i want is angry make-up sex and she keeps saying all this bullshit i don't wanna hear.
Greg: Looks like you have a girl who just is

Writing the bible

by Gmartinez0928 November 9, 2010

people who write stupid definitions for the name andrew

gay, no life, no girl or boy, no genitals, 40 year olds who havent gone through puberty yet, bitches

you the "people who write stupid definitions for the name andrew"

by andrew bridenbaker January 17, 2009