Worthless

Someone/thing that has no value, sentimental or tangible. If it was gone, no one would notice.

John is worthless.

Alec is worthless.

Chuck Norris is not worthless.

Donald Trump's mom.

by derekhehehehe February 5, 2012

firth worthy

A female with mad skills which are too legit to quit, they might as well be ballin, with their crazy sexiness they're just gettin it, this girl is all together, they're confident and their favorite drinks are either alcohol the favorite or chocolate milk..but they don't drink them together. Occasionally go on DQ runs and perfers to eat mac n cheese.

Damn that girl is a dime piece she's almost firth worthy

by N20 December 25, 2009

Reddit Worthy

An item that will not get downvoted into utter oblivion and has the ability to rake in loads of glorious, supple karma once posted to the front page of the internet, known only as reddit.

Derp: "Holy sassafraz Derpo, look over there, its a black jewish midget on 10ft stilts holding a pipe and petting a very fat cat!"

Derpo: "That is totally reddit worthy. Quickly take a picture before he shape shifts back to Oz!"

by TERRORMOTO July 22, 2012

Piss worthy

Worth urinating on yourself. Funny or exciting enough to piss on yourself and not care.

That comedian is piss worthy. My blind date was piss worthy.

by AChase September 7, 2006

Worthless

Nobody or Nothing. Nobody is worthless. Quit telling yourself that you are. Everyone/ Everything has a purpose in this world. If there is something just sitting there, doing nothing. That objects purpose is to do nothing.

Worthlessidk what to put in here so yeah

by _ariix_ April 1, 2015

Lake Worth

One of the biggest shithole cities in southern florida. either nothing but crackheads, trailer trash, ex-convicts or drug dealers. The scum of the earth, might as well be called Lake WorthLESS instead.

I have to go to lake worth and get my car fixed in the middle of the ghetto by a guy named Rusty who just got out of jail.

by MKpctv January 13, 2007

Redtube worthy

"Redtube worthy" sic: When an excessively horrid specimen of the female species is spotted, either a public place or online, and, due to the the obscene nature of her appearance, defies description and can only be deemed worthy for redtube.com - possibly the filthiest "porn" site in existence.

Guy 1 "That girl you took home last night was hideous!"

Guy 2: "Yep, she was redtube worthy, alright"

by Maab. February 11, 2010