Evil Wiener of Death

Noun;

1. A term coined by internet flashers, used to describe their genitalia when informed their images are unwelcome. Used in a butthurt fashion and meant to elicit guilt over not wishing to receive their images.
2. A vendor's hot dog that has clearly sat out for too long, causing much stomach discomfort and inability to digest properly.
1. "Girls show their boobs all of over the internet and I send one picture of my Evil Wiener of Death and everyone gets upset."
2. I hit the hot dog stand outside my workplace and the guy must have served me an Evil Wiener of Death because I couldn't eave the bathroom all weekend.
by Lucille Bawlz April 23, 2017
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wiener blind

A soul shattering phenomenon whereas the sufferer has a paralyzing, laser-focused obsession with the beef whistle.
Chance had Jaycie so wiener blind, she was unable to concentrate on anything except the next time he'd give her an injection.
by Jaycie Chance May 12, 2017
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Wiener winner

When a girl impresses a guy so much she wins his wiener
Girl:*does insert something impressive*
Boy: oh wow!!!! you just won my wiener! *unzips pants*
Girl 2: *to girl 1*’damn you’re a wiener winner?
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Wiener whipped

When a female does everything that her man says to do. The opposite of pussy whipped.
She was going to come out with us, but her man said no. She is wiener whipped.
by hawkbball September 16, 2022
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wiggling wiener

Wiggling Wiener is when somebody has a 50 yard penis.
My wiggling wiener is shriveling up.
by retard-guy November 12, 2022
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wiggling wiener

my wiggling wiener and petite balls are shriveling to pieces.
by retard-guy December 24, 2022
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