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Girth Warrior

Penis has limited length but substantial girth
by void nz February 17, 2015
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rita's water ice

the best water ice in the world. you can only find the good stuff philly.
I eat Rita's water ice for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
by JEN April 1, 2005
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water

liquid commonly referred to as life juice
by salty man June 21, 2019
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armchair warrior

someone who has never served in the military, but who rah-rahs a war when it is broadcast on TV from his armchair while swilling beer. He thinks it is all a game to watch and he buys items (like T-shirts) that celebrate the war and are sold by oily corporate yuppies who want to make a few bucks off a national wave of "patriotism". Armchair warriors call that "supporting the troops" but do not think at all about the dangers inherant in war and do not want to lift a finger to help returning veterans get rehabilitation or treatment for their disabilities. They just want to see the modern day TV gladiators "kick some ass" for their amusement. They are SMFs.
Senator Bonehead voted for the war. He never served in the Armed Forces, he claimed that all the "minorities" and "little people" were doing the job for him. Every night he goes home and watches the news to see how many enmy combatants are killed. He cheers the U.S. forces on for "kicking ass" while chugging down his beer. He is a prime example of an armchair warrior.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 6, 2008
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Water Hazard

The splashing of sink water on your shirt or pants to try to show others you did not have pee fly off the urinal and hit you, but that you had a large amount of sink water splash up and hit you while washing your hands.
While I was in the bathroom I saw a kid water hazard before leaving the bathroom.
by Salty nation October 23, 2013
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Water sausage

A big fat wriggly otter
Oh look at that huge water sausage! It's so slippery and wet!
by Furry Schnoodle April 13, 2019
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naughty water

A strong alcoholic beverage, usually having 'naughty' connotations. Eg. Absinthe, Vodka, Whiskey
Would you like some naughty water, be careful it's quite strong?
by Mr. YOLO January 17, 2014
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