lily wasted

lil·y wast·ed

/ˈlilē ˈwāstəd/

adjective

1. To get completely hammered drunk as well as bitrate any nearby persons.

"Oh shit I got so fucking Lily Wasted last night."

by Leigh Rose October 8, 2021

fate's a waiter

A phrase spoken when a person receives what was deserved. Justice is the implied party, that placed an order with fate in some cosmic diner, and was subsequently served.

Don't be so shocked my crizzle, you got sent to the crowbar motel for driving that hot land yacht balls out on liquid bread. Fate's a waiter, is all.

by B Love August 10, 2004

Pre-weekend wasted

Normally a Thursday night. It's not quite the weekend, but after working 4 days you need to go out and have a beer or twelve. Can involve trivia, live music, watching basketball/baseball/football or karaoke.

"At trivia last Cato got pre-weekend wasted."

"Ugh, it's almost Friday and I'm so ready for the weekend. Let's go out tonight and get pre-weekend wasted!!"

by Ms. Blackout aka Jane March 13, 2009

Asian Girl Wasted

Goes out with the intent to get hammered, followed by karaoke.

We had Sushi for dinner, did a lot of sake bombs and ended up Asian girl wasted at a karaoke bar.

by Audreyslove October 26, 2016

Wasted

If you aren't the day is.

Get wasted

by I Am Not Sure What To Put Here August 22, 2010

Wastechink

A term created by a sloaney fuck using London slang to hide his upper middle class, over priveleged, public school upbringing.

1) That boy's a wastechink
2) You're a fucking chief, fuck off and cry to daddy

by kingsbois March 15, 2009

Wassermann Paradox

The act of simultaneously ejaculating and soiling oneself during intercourse. The "paradox" to which the name refers is the question as to whether one should cease the act of coitus in order to go to the bathroom and defecate, or to continue and risk the consequences.

"I'm going to need a mop and bucket, I may have suffered from the Wassermann Paradox."

by MasterOnion December 13, 2009