by Gandolfino April 25, 2006

Reference to a fighting technique Azoreans especially young females used in the early 2000s to defend themselves against American and British occupats on Lages airbase, as they continually would rape the women pretty soon the women would start killing the men so much that they had to close the airbase.
by Britishbeans October 30, 2020

A phrase from the Simpsons TV series. From episode "The Mansion Family" Season 11
On Burns' boat, Homer chides: "Look at those poor saps back on land with their laws and ethics! They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight."
On Burns' boat, Homer chides: "Look at those poor saps back on land with their laws and ethics! They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight."
(after many,many bong rips) "HeH HeH Monkey Knife Fight HeH HeH" or you could just write it on a bathroom wall.
by MilesTeg January 2, 2009

A medical-esque explanation for obese peoples' massive girths. Fatties who eat too much obviously over use their cutlery.
That fat bastard moans about their Thyroid Gland.... In reality they suffer from an Overactive Knife and Fork!
by Donald Kiddick October 1, 2009

A phrase used to describe something as high quality and useful. It can also be used in exchange with the word best.
by Quzu June 27, 2011

A red multi-purpose knife. There are many models, almost all of which contain one blade, a pair of scissors, and a can opener.
by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 7, 2006

Bob: Did you see Lisa fall down those stairs?
Dan: Yeah, she totally tied her shoes together!
Bob: Wow, She's not the brightest shelf on the knife.
Dan: Yeah, she totally tied her shoes together!
Bob: Wow, She's not the brightest shelf on the knife.
by <name>insert<name/> September 1, 2007
