clam whomp

the act of putting one's vagina on anothers face

You better stop or i might have to clam whomp you.

by LFay November 16, 2005

whooha

Noun. Another word for a woman's vagina. Best when wet and waiting for you.

"The best part of waking up,is a wet whooha to help you bust the morning nut."

by Bethany&Kody August 31, 2006

whoopty doo

whoopty doo (woop-tee doo)
interjection

1. a phrase commonly used to signify a lack of importance in a given matter.

person a: NOOOOO! i forgot to water my farmville crops last night!
person b: whoopty doo.

by pseudolimb January 11, 2011

Molly Whomp

To slap another in the face with one's penis.

...I'm serious, that's what it means!

If that hoe doesn't shut up I'm so gonna Molly whomp her.

by MACHone Inc. June 4, 2005

whoopass

A can "opened up" on someone annoying you. Also comes in permutations of diet, caffeine-free, vanilla, all kinds of fruit flavoring which doesn't really taste like fruit, half-calorie, invisible, Dr. Whoopass, energy-formulated, and the New Whoopass, the last being hated by everyone so the company can make millions when people want to open up a can o Whoopass Classic.

Don't make me open a can o' whoopass!

by Xyzzy February 24, 2005

Whomper-Jawed

A term denoting a messed up situation, place, or thing.

John's car was whomper-jawed after the car wreck.

Susan's face was all whomper-jawed after the softball hit her.

by Steve November 12, 2004

whoomp.org

Another internet trickery but an opposite version of meatspin. It is a .gif of a woman showing her vagina and all of a sudden when you hear "Whoomp" a football pops out of her vagina. "Whoomp! There it is" by Tag Team played as a background music. Some might find it eye-burning and some might get an erection...
Another good site to pull a prank on your friends or family

Guy 1- Yo, you gotta check out whoomp.org!
Guy 2- No man, I got scarred so bad 'cause of meatspin
Guy 1- Dude, whoomp.org is an opposite version of meatspin.
Guy 2- Really?! Let's check it out!
(after watching whoomp.org)

Guy 2- ...what ...the ...hell! Dude that was still nasty!
Guy 1- At least it wasn't gay.

by BlooOcean May 1, 2008