Tratted

An EXTREME case of defeat or injury.

Michael lost a game of basketball 136 to 0, he got absolutely tratted!

Did you see Sam after that car accident, he was tratted!

by Arrowtongue May 17, 2012

beefy treat

The cock. Only in reference to showing it to some lucky lass.

She looked like hazza with a tub of butter when I showed her my beefy treat.

by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004

Self Treat

Someone who enjoys a little personal treat

Martin spent most of the day self treating

by Monkeyboy1975 September 10, 2010

Pre-Glaucoma Treatment

The Politically correct way of saying Marijuana. Especially useful around younger people who don't know what the h Glaucoma is.

Also a good subject to mention to your optometrist! He'll love it!!!

guy #1 What the hell are you doing dude - we are going on a job interview. Don't light that joint in my car.

guy #2 Dude,I have to smoke my Pre-Glaucoma TreatmentEVERY day or I may go blind!

by Hippie Chick 1972 December 25, 2008

Kentucky Fluoride Treatment

The act of ejaculatin' in a pre-fitted mouth guard, stickin' it into your partner's mouth while they're asleep and then timin' 60 seconds as you hold their mouth shut.

Hey honey, it's been six months since your last Kentucky Fluoride Treatment!

by Reposado August 8, 2010

The Susan Boyle Treatment

A sex act in which one handcuffs a woman to a treadmill, and rails the s*** out of her.
Also known as "The S.B. Treatment"

Greg: "How did your date go last night?"
Paul: "It was pretty correct! We went back to my house and I gave her The Susan Boyle Treatment!"

by Otto Seelbach December 13, 2010

Double Dutch Treat

A Double Dutch Treat is a spin off of the Double Dutch Rudder (See Double Dutch Rudder for Definition.) You start with two men performing a Double Dutch Rudder. Then a woman kneels in between the two men and performs oral sex back and fourth between the two men, while they maintain the Double Dutch Rudder. You continue until both men ejaculate in the women’s mouth, giving her a Double Dutch Treat (swallowing is recommended.)

My friend and I were very bored, and decided to try a Double Dutch Rudder. His girl friend came home early from work and caught us. She did not say a word; she walked in, took off all her clothes and started blowing us. We both finished and she swallowed every drop. She then remarked that it was a nice treat! So we all agreed to name it the Double Dutch Treat.

by Goatfinger July 12, 2010