teenage grandma

It is a teen that's acts or has the life of a 'grandma' or old person. (Teenage grandpa or grandparent are expectable, depending on preferred pro-nouns.)

" Why am I tired all the time and hip problems?"

"Because you're a teenage grandma."

by Maltesershowell November 22, 2015

Teenagery

Noun. When two teenagers are in a relationship and one of them cheats on the other with another teenager.

Cheerleader 1: My friend Lucy said that her friend Sally saw Brenda's boyfriend kissing another girl
Cheerleader 2: Isn't that Adultery
Cheerleader 1: How can it be adultery if they are not adults? It's teenagery

by Cheatmaster786 October 31, 2016

teenage rules

Fucked and boring.

Drown the youth with useless warnings, teenage rules they're fucked and boring. -blink 182

by Betterthanjosie June 15, 2017

trenan

Typically a total beauty; considered to be a legend, many people aspire to be like this person due to their impressive stature, their motive/drive, success and their overall personality.

We need a confident and smart candidate to lead our country to success, we need a trenan.

by tDogg1313 November 5, 2017

Teenager

Teenagers are people who are treated like 5 years olds, and expected to act like adults. Most teenagers are not aloud to do anything to want to do because there not old enough or aren’t trusted enough yet when it comes do doing something that they are made to do they are expected to know everything and act like the most knowledgeable people in the fucking world.

Carla: hey mum this guy at school asked me on a date can I go
Mum: no, I don’t know him, his parents, his face, if he’s gonna keep his dick in his pants
Carla: I can give you all the information, then can you let me go
Mum: no your not old enough
Carla: I’m fucking 16!!!! A teenager!!!

Mum: have you gotten a job yet
Carla: Yes I’m starting at macca’s on Monday

Mum: oh wow macca’s, and are you working on anything else or are you just gonna stay working at macca’s, I expected you to get a good job now and then get a well paying life living job when you’ve finished school but NO, macca’s!!!!!
Carla: but I’m only 16 what we’ll payin job can I get?
Mum: I don’t know your basically an adult figure it out yourself stop acting like a child
Carla: I think I may fucking runaway

Fucking hate being a teenager

by Miss Misunderstood May 10, 2018

Teenager

Someone who writes definitions on urban dictionary

The teenager used the school's library computer to go on urban dictionary.

by Flabbyeargh October 6, 2018

Treefard

A treefard is a mix between a retard and a tree. Trees specifically being, birch, oak, and elm. A lot of people are treefards. All treefards stank and aren’t an eefrican.

Oh wow! That guy; over there, look, he’s eating a tree, what a treefard

by Jilly bones January 1, 2019