topes

1. spanish for speed bump
2. Titties, can be small or big

esp. causing a slow down in driving speed or, due to late reaction, a car crash.

Hey, Casey Jones, did you see those topes?

by JimbAround July 3, 2005

Tored

Tired/Bored

"I'm very tored." Me to, i am also tired and bored.

by hommounf December 1, 2010

Brown Torpedo

What comes out of your penis after you have anal sex with a female.

Everytime he pee's after having anal sex with me, he never flushes and there's always a little brown torpedo in the toilette.

by Felicia Castro May 3, 2005

taped up

Kidnapping a person and having them bound with a form of tape i.e duct tape, packaging tape.

Roz: Yo that dude is loaded, I dunno what he's doin around here.

C-Lo: He's gonna fuck around and get taped up.

Roz: Yeah, we could get some serious paper off his pops.

C-Lo: No doubt.

by Got it for the Low March 2, 2009

Norwegian Torpedo Tossback

1.) Get to large norwegian woman named Olga.
2.) Have them get naked.
3.) Insert a dildo into one of their vaginas
4.) Have her then queef and grunt as the dildo shoots out of her vagina
5.) Then have the other woman catch the dildo in her vagina.
6.) Keep playing the Norwegian Torpedo Tossback.

Damn those girls are good at the Norwegian Torpedo Tossback

by MrNorwegianTorpedoTossback<3 May 10, 2011

Toledo Takedown

The act of performing cunnilingus and motor-boating at the same time. Requires a female victim of particular flexibility or whose breasts are extremely saggy.

Shepherd brought his gymnast date home a gave her a Toledo Takedown.

by ace120 April 30, 2009

Toledo Shoe-shine

The act of smearing shit on the inside top of a shoe or sandal.

Hey, what's that brown stuff on the top of your foot?
Oh, I got a Toledo Shoe-shine today.

by T-rav7 February 4, 2010