tootsie

A quick squeeky fart. similiar sounding to a queef.

yo man did u hear that tootsie i just squeeked out?!

by john hollywood March 14, 2005

tootsie roll critical number

the number at which the tootsie roll effect, therein goes into effect.

I met and surpassed the tootise roll critical number, as i am now here suffering the consequences on the shitter.

by rudog September 8, 2005

tootsie pop

another name for a teenie weenie peeny, or penis. has bee linked particularly to those named alonzo

With meat curtains opened wide she said I cant feel your tootsie pop

by big momma May 2, 2005

tootsie pop

When a man Jizzums in a girls butt crack, allows it to harden then procedes to lick it all up only using his tounge, thus getting to the center of her chocolate tootsie pop.

Last night I came in a girls butt crack and this other girl licked it out like a tootsie pop

by Dan Scragg July 28, 2006

Tootsie

Gay man Vista. The ultimate level of gayness. The most robust form of gayness that FDU can ever produce. Despite popular belief... he is a not a pink man.

When your gayness reaches too high of a level, you are no longer human... You are Tootsie
see airplane (sexual position)

by h.man May 8, 2007

Toosh push tinky tan

the act of pushing your arm up someones or (your own) doup, reeming it so far up the jobby canal that your whole forearm becomes immersed in the fecal flume, caked in there (or your) very own bum mustard leaving you with what looks like sun tan from being out in the sun for too long wearing a t-shirt known as "tinky tan"

Aww for fuck sake!.. I was really wanting a tan today but look its pissin it down!.. RITE!, FUCK IT!. Here min, bend over... WHY?.. because am away to reem your poopchute to give masel fake bake.. why get baked when I can get CAKED!"

toosh push tinky tan jobby canal

by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 1, 2011

toofer

canada speak for 24 pack o beer

i need to get me a toofer

by andeekkk July 23, 2005