Phoebe Tonkin

the sweetest soul on planet earth 💋

x: who is phoebe tonkin?
me: THE BEST PERSON EVER

by hihi phoebe tonkin February 8, 2022

BIG TONKA

Someone who consumes a lot of weed. Day and night.

This dude think he a Big Tonka, but he tweakin off the gas pack.

Grind the weed, its Big Tonka night.

Quit chiefin' the blunt Big Tonka!

by thebiggesttonka March 31, 2023

Tonkey

noun; slang word for the female vagina.

Jay lil crack richie: "damn, my tonkey got really merked last night."

Looo rida dicrec: "it's TONKEY TIMEEEEE!!!"

Julianna Kahjeffers: "I just had the freshest tonkey shave...feel it."

Nicole TwanDuffy: "I need a new vibrator for my tonkey."

Cara Wankaripoli: "Where's the tonkey?"

Pop princess mel moritz: "What's a tonkey?"

Ashley Beastbowas: "My fucking tonkey is a muthafuckin BEAST."

by Pop Princess Mel June 17, 2008

Tonsil Penisitis

An acute rash-like disease brought on by severe rubbing of a man's (or transexual person's) penis on another person's tonsils (Whores, and Gay Men, are most commonly diagnosed).

Investigator: How did the victim die?
Doctor: The victim died of a severe case of Tonsil Penisitis.
Investigator: That's fucked up.
Doctor: Yes, the people who get it generally are.

by MR>CROW October 2, 2009

Tonka

The slang term for the Panavia Tornado ground attack aircraft.

I was at CAD West and saw three Hawks and a Tonka.

by green923jade May 3, 2017

Tonk

A reference used on internet discussion forums, it describes the sound made by an over zealous or Nazi like moderator when he strikes the 'ban' key to silence another forum member.

For example: "Damn!!!, it looks like BK just TONKED another member..."

by ArizonaFreedomRider January 12, 2005

Tonka Tune Up

This expression is commonly used when someone is out of line or acting incredibly stupid

Jack: Geeze, Bryan, you're so friggin' stupid and retarded.
Bryan: I think someone needs a tonka tune up.

by Alto December 27, 2004