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Tiny Tew

n. An extremely small penis. Aka. Baby dick or micropenis.
Girl: Let's have sex.
Guy: Really?
Girl: Yes. Take off your pants
Guy: Okay. (Takes off pants)
Girl: Wtf is that?!?!
Guy: I know it's small, but I know how to use it.

Girl: Hahahaha! You're a Tiny Tew!
by DeezNutz69!@#$ May 13, 2020
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tiny cross tattoo

A tiny cross tattoo under the eye or on the neck signifies an accidental death caused by the wearer, otherwise it is a sign of religion.
Jen got a tiny cross tattoo the other day.
by John Kelly's August 29, 2020
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Tiny Onions

A group of short and smelly people.
Bill: Yo, people back in the 1800's were really short and really smelly.
Ted: Yeah, there were sure a lot of tiny onions back then.
by MojoYT September 8, 2020
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Tiny house

When two women; who are 5ft or shorter; Eiffel Tower a guy (guy gets pegged by one of the women when doing the other)
Cathy and Beth; looked at Figo and simultaneously suggested they “tiny house” him.
by YurtSquirt69 September 11, 2020
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tiny tony

small man who finds humour at other people’s misfortune
why’s that small man laughing at Craig's broken leg?

oh it’s just tiny tony
by tiny tony’s mate October 7, 2020
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tiny pocket dr t

"THERE WERE NO HOT TIPS. ONLY TINY POCKET DR T. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOOM!"
by jeffdiamondchin November 24, 2020
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Tiny Sandwich

A sandwich so small that it will never satisfy for eternal hunger for a decently size sandwich, but no you get a tiny sandwich because you decide to be a youtuber instead of working a 9 to 5 job like a normal human.
by LargeHog November 30, 2020
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