Tim Apple 

What Donald Trump thinks is Tim Cook's real name, but little did he know that it's actually Tim Orange.

Donald Trump: "Thank you Tim Apple for your contributions to this country."

Tim Cook: "Fuck you, oompa loompa."

Tim Apple by sad_boy_2001 March 13, 2019

tim tam straw 

the event created when one bites both ends off a tim tam then sucks a mouthful of warm beverage thru it.
a cultural practice native to australia handed down from generation to generation.

doing this causes the tim tam to melt rapidly from the inside out. a quick flick of the head in a backwards motion then allows the person to catch the disintegrating tim tam straw in their mouth.

"may contain traces of nuts"

"do not try this if you're not old enuf to drink warm beverages"

tim tam straw by edenlogic March 19, 2009

Tim Horton 

A professional hockey player in the NHL who spent most of his career with the Toronto Maple Leafs, also played for the Pittsburgh Penguins, the New York Rangers and the Buffalo Sabres until his untimely demise in a car accident in February of 1974 at the age of 44.
He was also the founder of the hugely successful Tim Hortons donut and coffee chain.

I bet a lot of people have no idea who Tim Horton was.

Tim Horton by nighthawk4u October 23, 2007

Tim Static 

Is someone who uses video games to involve themselves in a sexual relationship with a minor. They are also known as, Uncle Tims.

"Man, that nigga tried to get me in a car the other day. Talkin' 'bout he got a copy of Halo 4 in a box in the back of his van. He think I don't know he Tim Staticin'??"

Tim Static by ArionIsGayNoDoubt August 22, 2011

Tim Gunn 

verb: derived from the project-runway-ish "Make it work." -Tim Gunn

"I don't know how to do this!"

"Tim Gunn it! Tim Gunn that shit!"

Tim Gunn by Aluss May 10, 2013

Tim Fatty Angerton 

Tim fatty Angerton is a holiday that was invented in 2000, it is celebrated on the 28th of December. What you do is you invite your friends and family over, you eat nothing but appetizers or finger foods your drink beer listen to music and play multiple types of games. No, not video games or anything on your phone/electronics , you play card games and bored games, play what ever game you would like. To keep it exciting every year there is a different theme. Depending on the host of the party, they picks certain theme, and whoever participated with the theme gets to pick a game they desire to play. (themes are not always needed, you can do it once in a while)!

Léo: “hey you going to Belle’s for Tim Fatty Angerton celebration this year?”

Michella: “of course! i’ve been waiting for this day since Christmas!;)”

Belle: “By the way guys, this years theme is funky Christmas socks;)”

Tim Fatty Angerton by bahahsxbkefnd September 1, 2019

tim the minion 

Slang for boner

Guy: Man, I'm starting to get tim the minion
Guy 2: Dude, you have a hard on?
Guy: Yeah, wanna watch a movie?

tim the minion by [e-mail] November 23, 2019