Wait, I thought shark meant a water animal

yuck.

Its doesn't mean s*x...

Wait, I thought shark meant a water animal

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Tord-

by тord March 29, 2019

That's what I thought he'd say

I'm not going to say I knew he would say it but that's what I thought he'd said.

Iam "I'm not gonna ny to say that it's correct because it's supposed to be open for interpretation (and I'm not saying it's incorrect either) but the 'face it head on thing'? That's what I thought he'd say."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2022

Thoughts and prayers

When you think of someone and send their best to them.

I am praying for you. Sending my thoughts and prayers to help you recover.

by Green&Red bows October 16, 2020

Thought

A intellegent thot

She banged 10 guys and still got a 4 GPA, what a thought

by D1ck_Wh15p3r3r July 13, 2018

Thoughts and prayers

Common social media reply to posts about dead people when there is, in fact, no thoughts and no prayers. And if there is, they last about 2 seconds.

*comments “Thoughts and Prayers”*
*immediately goes back to watching porn*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023

Thoughts and Prayers

A phrase used to show support for somebody going through a hard time. It's been adopted by uncaring and radical leftists as a perjorative by Godless heathens living with their parents, who despise the Constitution and the protection it provides American citizens. It's most commonly used as a derogatory phrase by liberals to make fun of people of faith.

"Did you hear a mentally deranged Bernie Sanders supporting liberal shot a bunch of unarmed Senators playing baseball?"

"Hahaha yeah that's funny, I'm sending my "thoughts and prayers". By the way could you ask your Mom to bring us some Cheesy Poofs next time she comes down to the basement?"

"Yeah. Hey let's smoke this bowl then go buy a new video game with your unemployment check"

by Chickswithdicks666 October 15, 2020

second thoughts

a dick and balls trick where you take your penis and pull it snugly underneath your body, leaving your balls protruding from either side of your now-gone penis. giving a double-image of "the brain" giving it the name, "second thoughts".

he gave me "the brain" so i hit him with the "second thoughts"

by deathafterlife June 2, 2009