A comical strenuous activity where a person uses the head of a broom as a broke-dick substitution for a large paint brush. To vigorously wallop to the point that the smacking sounds could be mistaken for somebody being beaten alive with an ash baseball bat and struck with sopping wet whips excessively thick paint and/or what could be practically considered paste because your boyfriend removed/lost/never replaced the lid of all Nineteen gallons of paint that y’all have for renovating and remodeling your newly purchased home in attempt to semi-permanently change the color of a wall.
...(Loud slapping and winded grunting noises coming from a distant bedroom)...
So Brian and Lisa crept around to investigate where the odd sounds were coming from. As they glanced around the corner into the first room, what they seen had puzzled them. Leading Brian to ask “Pella, what the hell are you doing?” Startled, Pella reacted with “Shit! Oh, heyy Lisa, hi Brian! You guys wanna try snuff painting?”
Lisa suggested that the three of them should open a Snuff Painting Gallery together and name it “Spludge Productions”.
So Brian and Lisa crept around to investigate where the odd sounds were coming from. As they glanced around the corner into the first room, what they seen had puzzled them. Leading Brian to ask “Pella, what the hell are you doing?” Startled, Pella reacted with “Shit! Oh, heyy Lisa, hi Brian! You guys wanna try snuff painting?”
Lisa suggested that the three of them should open a Snuff Painting Gallery together and name it “Spludge Productions”.
by Paylay Bunnytime March 27, 2022
Get the snuff paintingmug. Average bleach fan: "Eyo bro you drink bleach?"
Paint thinner enjoyer: "Fuck bleach, all my homies drink paint thinner"
Average bleach fan: *big sad*
Paint thinner enjoyer: "Fuck bleach, all my homies drink paint thinner"
Average bleach fan: *big sad*
by Paintthinnerenjoyer52 August 29, 2022
Get the Paint thinnermug. Joseph was shirtless, his chest painted with colors. It was almost like I had a paint kink wanting him to do things to me because of the sight.
by @crazyxshit February 24, 2021
Get the paint kinkmug. by The Dog Painter July 16, 2014
Get the paint the dogmug. Person 1:Hey, what OS do you use, Windows or Linux?
Person 2:I use Mario Paint.
Person 1:What the fuck?
Person 2:I use Mario Paint.
Person 1:What the fuck?
by chungusblaster69 November 11, 2022
Get the Mario Paintmug. Want to get out of the constant bombardment of paparazzi in the life of fame? Painting the bucket might be the option for you!
by bluefleminko March 12, 2020
Get the Painting the Bucketmug. The land you teleport to when you take 15 key bumps of ketamine. Beware, it’s really not as nice as it sounds. But it’s also not as bad as it sounds.
“I’m a fucking painting”
“No you’re not dude. You’re in paint world. It’ll wear off soon but it may feel like 3 years.”
“No you’re not dude. You’re in paint world. It’ll wear off soon but it may feel like 3 years.”
by Treest Mode December 22, 2022
Get the Paint Worldmug.