load of crap

A load of crap is literally just a whole lot of shit. It is often being used to for example this:

Dammit! My computer won't work! Stupid load of crap!

load of crap

by The_Shadow November 2, 2013

rusty load

First ejaculate in a significant amount of time.

After going without sex for 40 days and 40 nights, Bob knew he wouldn't be getting his girlfriend pregnant with his rusty load.

by Covenant September 23, 2008

load guard

a womans eye-wear

Luckily she was wearing a load guard or else I would have shot it in her eye!

by Joe January 14, 2004

Mega-load

An amount of seaman ejaculated that results over 20ml in size.

Dude, I spewed a mega-load all over the place; it took forever to clean up!

by Luap Yentraccm August 20, 2011

loading-the-dishwasher

Getting your wife drunk.

Man it been a while since I've loaded-the-dishwasher.

by Srihari November 27, 2004

big load

A lot of fucking cum on a girl fat titties

Dude, Vanessa was giving me some dope ass head last night and I busted a big load, it got in her eyes, and then proceeded to run my cock in between her tits with cum as lubricant.

by Horace P. MacTitties Ezekiel December 7, 2013

wide load

A fat person they need to usually need to put a truck wideload sign on their ass.

Uhh miss where is your wide load sign?

by your ass is grass in a bass sniffing gas in mass. December 28, 2005