The Pirate Treatment

When you're fucking a girl and when youre about to come you pull out and punch her in the stomach so she says " aarghhhh" then come in one of her eyes.

This bitch thought she was gangsta, so I gave her the pirate treatment.

by 3715dont September 12, 2016

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The Pits

An Australian slang term for a vehicle compliance station owned by a state authority. The term "pits" comes from the pit you drive your car over for the inspection to take place. You'll usually get sent here if a you act like a dickhead to the cop that has pulled you over and your car has obvious defects (i.e. too low, too loud, etc...)

Jimmy: "hey did you hear John was being a smart arse when he got done by the cops"
Barry: "ah fuck was he driving his S15"
Jimmy: "yeah they sent him straight to the pits"

by MelonTheYugoslav August 2, 2018

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The Pied Snatcher of Devon

Like the Pied Piper of Hamelin, but more predatory. The Pied Snatcher of Devon targets male virgins and deflowers them in hay fields in the South West of England. Feeds on cheese, various hams and cocktail sausages.

'Mummy, can I have a fairy story before bedtime tonight?'
'Of course, dear. Let me tell you the tale of The Pied Snatcher of Devon. Once upon a time...'

by Kate The Tank March 5, 2019

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The Picayune

A major periodic newspaper distributed to mayors of SimCity cities, sometimes after reticulating splines, and advertised on wacky radio stations heard when driving the Streets of SimCity.

The Picayune. Buy one today.

by thefellow3j November 7, 2019

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