Like the Pied Piper of Hamelin, but more predatory. The Pied Snatcher of Devon targets male virgins and deflowers them in hay fields in the South West of England. Feeds on cheese, various hams and cocktail sausages.
'Mummy, can I have a fairy story before bedtime tonight?'
'Of course, dear. Let me tell you the tale of The Pied Snatcher of Devon. Once upon a time...'
'Of course, dear. Let me tell you the tale of The Pied Snatcher of Devon. Once upon a time...'
by Kate The Tank March 5, 2019