Kirk

The man who can’t catch fish

Kirk hasn’t given up fishing

by zjc November 21, 2021

Kirked

To be shot in the throat.

Soldier 1: Holy fuck did you see that wound on Gary’s neck??

Soldier 2: yeah man, looks like he got Kirked pretty hard.

Gary: *flops over and dies like a retarded kid*

by TazmilyGum September 11, 2025

Circle Kirk

The exaggerated, over-the-top, groupthink hero worship of Charlie Kirk from a group of individuals in real time (may or may not be in the formation of a circle).

Dude, I think I just passed a circle Kirk... I'm sure glad my parents taught me critical thinking.

by Fortnite Battlepass September 30, 2025

kirke

The most perfect girl in the world. She is loving and has a big heart. Her smile lights up the entire room. She is so very beautiful.

WOW thats Kirke. I heard she loves biting me.

by bassugoat October 12, 2022

A Kim or a Kirk

A family member that has lost their way; that is no longer adhering to the values taught at the kitchen table; that is not living by those values or being a supporting member of the family

My sister in law is being A Kim or a Kirk. She won't even listen to my truth or be there for me as family should be.

by Homo on the Range May 6, 2024

kirked

Assassinated in the same fashion as former right-wing commentator, Charles “Charlie” James Kirk.

Man, I hate that guy. He needs to get kirked.

by enbywitdagat September 12, 2025

Kirked

When a catastrophic failure occurs. Examples including but not limited to: something falling apart. An aftermarlet part spontaneously falling off, or flying off a vehicle, lipo battery exploding while performing its duty, etc.

That engine just kirked. What happened to his car? It kirked!

by AL Zeus May 9, 2023