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Charlie Kirked

The money shot at the end of a porno, when liquid suddenly gushes forth.
Oh man I just Charlie Kirked all over that chick's face
by The bootynator September 11, 2025
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Caption Kirk

Caption Kirk is from the sci-fi series Star Trek He is Spock's other half, the best caption in Starfleet. Picard's got nothing on him. He is insanely sexy, has balls and nerves of steels and a great leader, having the crew as his "family" He's so tough he kicked death ass and came back from the dead to be with Spock. Note: Do not mess with the caption, because Spock will fuck yo shit up!
Caption Kirk makes Spock very happy, although Spock will say Vulcun's cannot feel happy.
by LizzyB June 27, 2014
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Kirk hamilton

world greatest pimp that loves his girlfriend ariana very much. Never be afraid to express your feelings or this may effect the beast and cause him to eat uncontrollably
"Kirk, i dont love you"
"shut up yea you do. silly ho"
"your right i do love you"
by Pookie April 21, 2005
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The Capt Kirk

Nickname to the lovely city of Albuerquerque, NM. Most popularized by the movie: The Goods
So how's The Capt Kirk this time of year?

We'll it is... what it is...
by Esco Da Don February 2, 2010
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Kirking

Kirking someone is the action of very awkwardly putting one arm around a woman’s shoulder and then grab their assets, while also using your other arm to text minors.
Person 1: I heard Danny was being weird on the bus again.
Person 2: Yeah, he was Kirking Charlotte.
by Josh Allen the Throat Goat January 24, 2024
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kirk

Hey, careful moving around Utah Valley. Somebody might kirk you there.

Counting or not counting gang violence?
by Mynamejeff67 November 4, 2025
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A Kim or a Kirk

A family member that has lost their way; that is no longer adhering to the values taught at the kitchen table; that is not living by those values or being a supporting member of the family
My sister in law is being A Kim or a Kirk. She won't even listen to my truth or be there for me as family should be.
by Homo on the Range May 6, 2024
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