cock jockey

A female who enjoys the company of men...many men..sometimes 2 or 3 at a time. An oldham local.

"Did you know sarah slept with paul last night, and dean, and mike, and steve...she's such a cock jockey/Oldham local"

by zimmo August 16, 2006

junk jockey

A whore who lets any dude slam the shit out of her.

That junk jockey had more mounts than Edgar Prado last week!

by JKM28 July 2, 2008

Gym Jockey

The man or women at your local gym who through hard work is not only fit and healthy but has a perfectly toned body. They guy or girl we all aspire to be when we join the gym. The man or women on the front cover of Men's or Women's Health respectively. Driven, determined and ambitious the gym jockey is generally successful in other fields of their lives too.

I wish I look as toned as that girl, she's a real gym jockey; I have a race coming up next month. To win I need to be a real gym jockey; To be that buff he must be a gym jockey; I don't know where he gets his energy from he must be a real gym jockey

by Lateral73 August 7, 2011

Nozzle jockey

The nozzle jockey is the firefighter on the knob at a fire

Pete loves being the nozzle jockey on the deuce and a half

by FF guy July 4, 2015

hood jockey

confetti rappin, fake ass, half steppin ass, no swag, no game, frontin brothas who ride others street cred, or they kiss so much ass the person as part of a crew iz brought to the scene to fame

rappers include: lil wayne, mike jones, bubba sparxxx, nelly, chingy, tony yayo, p diddy, fred durst,paul wall

groups: st lunatic, or whatever the the fuck they calll themselves, half of g unit, and all them niggaz from USDA

dude: " you hear that tony yayo's new album is called, im 50 cents's tax writeoff?
dude2: yea, that nigga is a dick riddin hood jockey

paul wall: can i be on swishahouse, and cut confetti remixes if i give u a grill
mike jones: yea, now suck my dick

slim thug has a harom of houston jock riders, including paul wall,Chamillionaire, and lupe fiasco

by kansascityking99 March 28, 2009

junction jockey

Some one that misses there junction whilst driving, usually because there too busy on the phone.

Also used to discribe the twats that decide to skip three lanes to pull off onto there junction within the last 10 yards

Dee: damn I'm so busy talking to you I've missed my junction
Aron: your such a junction jockey

by humpity889 October 23, 2014

Crank Jockey

One who is fascinated and obsessed with their own and others' phallic. Usually the first to suggest a circle jerk or dutch rudder and often has a record for exposing himself in public.

Dude, we can't invite that Shawn C to poker nights anymore... he's a total crank jockey!

by taintmonster January 1, 2012