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Clutch the Diamonds!

It's the 1990s version of "Clutch the Pearls", except used by jewish people to show (pretend) they are shocked or appalled.
United Nations: Israel is undeniably committing genocide.
Benjamin Netanyahu: Clutch the Diamonds! How dare you say that, even if it's true.

Rest of the world: *Not shocked*
by Stanly5 September 24, 2025
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Clutch

When you perform well through adversity.
Joe-"Did you bring the amp Christian?"
Christian-"Yeah dude. I'm clutch"
by Rob Saget May 14, 2015
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Nut clutch

This random girl i met last night let me hit the nut clutch
by Kasketman December 18, 2020
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Static Clutch

He have you heard of static clutch.
Yeah that pro gamer.
by Static Clutch May 21, 2023
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clutch fail

1. n. A fail that occurs in a situation where being clutch is of the utmost importance.

2. v. To perform a clutch fail.
1. Football announcer: Williams drops back in the pocket, looks around, he decides to run... He might get to the end zone... Oh! He tripped at the 1 yard line! What a clutch fail!

2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!
by nogotti August 22, 2011
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Clutch

A "clutch", in some parts of the UK, tends to be referred to as someone that struggles with their speech.
For example, a "clutch" may suffer from a speech impediment, or may have issues with excess saliva production impeding their ability to pronounce words.
Jack - "Have you seen that clutch? No idea what he's saying"
Bailey - "Facts, kid can't speak properly at all"
by horain August 27, 2021
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Clutch Fatal

The utmost intense occurrence possible.
Something that no man should suffer through.
Something so badass that it makes your butt pucker, your hair stand on end, your pupils dilate, and your your gag reflex activate.
The highest bro compliment in the world.
A mixture of spades, overly gigantic wheels, pampered trucks, degraded and useless pick-ups, hats covering your eye-brows, and DGAF attitudes.
Bro... that was clutch fatal.
Watch out, clutch fatal crew is rollin through.
The pain was clutch fatal.
Clutch...fatal...bro.
He is so clutch fatal it's ridiculous.
by DeathstarHimself December 14, 2010
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