Skip to main content

blood on my knife

Shit on my dick, or blood on my knife. (From the movie, "The Butterfly Effect".)
by Gandolfino April 25, 2006
mugGet the blood on my knifemug.

Portuguese knife fight

Reference to a fighting technique Azoreans especially young females used in the early 2000s to defend themselves against American and British occupats on Lages airbase, as they continually would rape the women pretty soon the women would start killing the men so much that they had to close the airbase.
“Don’t mess with Fatima her dad taught her to Portuguese Knife fight.”
by Britishbeans October 30, 2020
mugGet the Portuguese knife fightmug.

Monkey Knife Fight

A phrase from the Simpsons TV series. From episode "The Mansion Family" Season 11

On Burns' boat, Homer chides: "Look at those poor saps back on land with their laws and ethics! They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight."
(after many,many bong rips) "HeH HeH Monkey Knife Fight HeH HeH" or you could just write it on a bathroom wall.
by MilesTeg January 2, 2009
mugGet the Monkey Knife Fightmug.

Overactive Knife and Fork

A medical-esque explanation for obese peoples' massive girths. Fatties who eat too much obviously over use their cutlery.
That fat bastard moans about their Thyroid Gland.... In reality they suffer from an Overactive Knife and Fork!
by Donald Kiddick October 1, 2009
mugGet the Overactive Knife and Forkmug.

Swiss Army Knife

A phrase used to describe something as high quality and useful. It can also be used in exchange with the word best.
by Quzu June 27, 2011
mugGet the Swiss Army Knifemug.

swiss army knife

A red multi-purpose knife. There are many models, almost all of which contain one blade, a pair of scissors, and a can opener.
I took out my trusty Swiss Army Knife and cut open the package.
by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 7, 2006
mugGet the swiss army knifemug.
One who is not the prime example of human intelligence; idiot
Bob: Did you see Lisa fall down those stairs?
Dan: Yeah, she totally tied her shoes together!
Bob: Wow, She's not the brightest shelf on the knife.
by <name>insert<name/> September 1, 2007
mugGet the Not the brightest shelf on the knifemug.

Share this definition