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by udhvhds December 8, 2020
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Full Tent

full tent
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/fʊl tɛnt/
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noun, slang, vulgar
A prominent and visible erection that causes the front of a person's trousers to bulge outwards in a conspicuous, conical shape.
The state of being so visibly aroused by someone's appearance that it creates this effect.
Often used humorously to describe a strong and immediate sexual attraction. It is a more emphatic version of the common idiom "to pitch a tent."
"When she walked into the room in that dress, half the guys in there went full tent."
"Dude, I saw that supermodel and got an instant full tent. I had to use my backpack to cover it up."
"He was trying to act cool, but you could tell he had a full tent going on under the table."
by TurboTits12 August 26, 2025
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Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”
by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022
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Bird in the Tent

A ‘Bird in the Tent’ is a lame excuse used by a male (typically a teenage boy) while ‘Choking their Chicken’ on camp.
Supervisor: Why was your tent shaking so much last night?
Camper: Oh, uh there was a Bird in the Tent.
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titillating tenting

Closing the openings to your tent at a campsite before lovemaking.
The couple was titillating tenting at SC's only national park at night-Congaree.
by Coop Dupe April 26, 2017
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Tenting Out

Its like "Camping Out" but you don't spend very much time inside the tent because there is too many people to fit in. Basically just turns into an all nighter with your mates around the tent.
Person 1: Are we going camping out?
Person 2: No. its tenting out
Why?
Person 2: Because there is no space
Person 1: What?
by The Mad Twatter May 18, 2015
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Stank Tent

When both parties fart under a blanket and then one person performs oral sex under that blanket.
Oh my god, this girl I was with the other night gave me the Stank Tent. I loved it!
by StankTenter69 February 6, 2024
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