Teletubbiesex

When tinky winky and dipsy come together to fuk and they get cum everywhere all over noo noo and he slurps it up cause he thinks it's custard

Teletubbiesex: a story written by me. well I mean who else.
Tinky winky and dipsy walked to the hill.
Dipsy: so tinky you needed something? -gets pushed down by tinky-
Tinky: -shoves cock in dipsy's mouth-
Tinky: like it, you little slut?
Dipsy: -nods yes-
Tinky: since you like it, let's give you more.
Tinky: -pushes dipsy farther in-
Dipsy: -deep throats it-
Tinky: you've been a good boy, good boys get rewards...
Tinky: -cums in dipsy's mouth-
Dipsy: -swallows it all-
Dipsy: ah that was so good tinky.
Tinky: well mind if I return the favor?
Tinky: -kisses dipsy's tip-
Dipsy: ah!
Tinky: -starts sucking-
Dipsy: -bites lip- ah tinky w-winky you're d-doing great! -grunts-
Tinky: -takes cock out of mouth- you like it? cause I'm going all in.
Tinky: -starts sucking while massaging dipsy's balls-
Dipsy: oh! -pushes tinky farther-
Dipsy: ah I can't hold back tinky I'm gonna cum!
Dipsy: -cums all down tinky's mouth-
Tinky swallowed it all and looked and dipsy with a grin. He knew what they had just done. And he knew they'd do it again. And that's tinky winky and dipsy coming together to fuk and they really did get cum everywhere and noo noo slurped it all up. well guess I was right.

Why are you still reading this

Well since you're still here good job at making it through...that.

Ok this is gonna end soon

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Lmao u thought

Ok but this time for real

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Lmaoo

Well if you're still there please thumbs up my entry I spent lots of time on it.

pls

by I changed my name October 2, 2019

Telegram From Brownsville

Noun: An offensive use of ass gas, not unlike thedutch oven, where one person loudly and rankly farts in the face of another.

"Did you get it yet?"
"Get what?"
*PrrrrrrrrbbbPHT!*
"That Telegram From Brownsville!"

by Kaytor January 31, 2009

Teledeportation

–noun

1. the lawful expulsion of an undesired alien or other person from a state by the use of a teleportation device.

2. an act or instance of deporting using a teleportation device.

"Teledeportation would be a great way to get rid of all the illegal aliens."

"Teledeportation would require setting up a teleportation device in America and designating a point at the Southern-most tip of Mexico so we could instantly teledeport the illegals as far away as possible."

by Ruler of Nations May 4, 2009

Teleah

Teleah's a really nice girl who can scare the literal shit outta you if she wants. She's usually a blonde who's smart, strong and nice unless you get in her way. She's loyal in relationship's but don't get too clingy. She doesn't really need a big, strong guy, just someone who will love her for who she is. She is strong but you break her heart and you'll be sorry you hurt her. Whether she's your friend, best friend or boyfriend she'll stand up for you. Never lose a Teleah

She's so smart, must be a Teleah

by writerkilljoy May 26, 2019

Ghetto Telemetry

When you are at the ER and you need to admit a patient to a ward with telemetry surveilance but there just isnt one availiable, you resort to ghetto telemetry: POX-meter and the patient hooked up to the ECG with the nurse ready to print a snapshot every time the heartrate drops below a threshhold with 0.5ml atropine ready at hand.

Doc!! the all the heart telemetry monitors are in use, what do we do?! calm down! Hook him up to a Ghetto Telemetry!

by Dorre August 26, 2007

MTV (Music Television)

A television station without music, and is the home of gay-ass reality TV shows.

"Hey guys, wanna watch some reality TV shows?"
"Ya sure thing dude"
"Cool bro, turn it on MTV"
"Lambda Phi Alpha Rules!!!"

by Van November 20, 2003

telebrain

Connection between two brains. Similiar to mind reading. People just say\think the same. Usualy happening surprisingly and without announcement.
Research in progress.

11:39:05coolio: what a nice ******!!
11:39:08maannn: nice )"!***!
11:39:20coolio: telebrain ;D

by poopcat August 4, 2005