Technical Grade Man

Overestimates attraction women have for him; fancies himself a player without any redeeming qualities; Has no standards.

Will try to use you as a drive-thru fast food sex service and when you tell him "No" he will think you want a relationship.

Desperate for female attention, but quality women will detect the distinct odor of lowered expectation and disappointment.

All Technical Grade Men are cowards, but not all cowards are Technical Grade. The term player is not an accurate substitute for a Technical Grade because a Technical Grade has no game.

Eg. “Sometimes you gotta just bang a Technical Grade Man when you're bored. = No self-esteem, no kiss and tell and your friends won't find out… said nobody ever!”

by Willem Dafoes Junk October 26, 2013

Techmance

Deep emotional 'romantic techno'.

The kind of stuff dreams r made of. Heavy goosebumps all over. Think Innervisions label

"Listen to this set, it's heavy techmance"

by Princesspeachy March 14, 2015

techasidus

When you would rather drink to the hole.then deal with these assholes...

Dude was a nice burial. Ya i know he totally died from techasidus..

by techologist...psy September 14, 2016

technicolor tofu

Epic puke that looks like it belongs in movies

Don't eat a dreamcicle when you have the flu. What'll come up is technicolor tofu.

by ftabohica1978 February 10, 2017

technicolor waterfall

To throw up after eating bad food .

John Doe ate some bad take-out and he had a technicolor waterfall allover himself for five minutes.

by revlis420 June 2, 2017

Technician Crotch

The sweaty stank state of a technicians crotch after a long hot hard day's shift.

"I really need to go home and shower after I get off work, for I have technician crotch. The horror..."

by McHesp December 31, 2017

Technicolor Dreamcoat

When a woman changes the color of her lipstick and leaves marks along the shaft of your dick as she gives you a blowjob to make it multiple colors.

Joe was reluctant to visit Wendy's parents, but her promise to give him a Technicolor Dreamcoat helped persuade him.

by CardboardPizzas May 8, 2018