The Tarzan

When you are swinging from hemroid to hemroid while you are eating her ass

Felt like I was on Ninja Warrior as I was doing the Tarzan on her ass

by Kazrat March 18, 2022

complete taredown and rebuild

A total "disassembly down to da frame" overhaul of a weight-scale, paying particular attention to making sure dat it correctly reads "0" after it's been serviced and put back together.

Performing a complete taredown and rebuild of a scale --- no matter how through --- really isn't gonna do much good if its operator is gonna be "playing funny business" while using said weighing device, such as taping pebbles of lead sinkers underneath da measuring-platform, putting his thumb on da tray, etc.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

Posh Tarzan

To have a wank with a leopard print condom

‘Oh Barbara, he’s a real animal. Caught him having a posh Tarzan last week’

by anonymous March 15, 2023

Neck Tarzan

Swinging from a rope.

I can't find Raoul, I guess he's out playing Neck Tarzan again!

by Big-t Tarzan October 25, 2023

Pseudofightantigigantophobialisn'taren'twasn'tcouldn'tshouldn'twon'tdon'tdidn't

A state of performative resistance in which one outwardly postures as a challenger of great forces—be they literal giants, metaphorical fears, or societal systems—while internally constrained by a complex web of doubts, prohibitions, and hypothetical counterfactuals. The subject inhabits a mental space where action is forever deferred by a litany of imagined limitations: one could fight, but one can’t; one might oppose, but one shouldn’t; one dreams of standing tall, but wouldn’t dare; and ultimately, one won’t—not now, not ever.

"NO, EVERY DAY I DO ALL THE WORK AND YOU JUST Pseudofightantigigantophobialisn'taren'twasn'tcouldn'tshouldn'twon'tdon'tdidn't"

by jimblybombly JR XVV April 25, 2025

peacher tarent

to peach ones tarent

do you peach your tarent? yes i love peacher tarent

by irizz May 21, 2025

Queen La (Tarzan)

Queen La (Tarzan) is a character in Edgar Rice Burroughs's series of Tarzan novels, the queen and high priestess of Opar, a lost city located deep in the jungles of Africa.

Queen La (Tarzan) first appeared in the second Tarzan novel, The Return of Tarzan (1913), and reappeared in the fifth, Tarzan and the Jewels of Opar (1916), the ninth, Tarzan and the Golden Lion (1923), and the fourteenth, Tarzan the Invincible (1930). She is also mentioned in the juvenile Tarzan story Tarzan and the Tarzan Twins, with Jad-Bal-Ja, the Golden Lion (1936), the events of which occur between Tarzan and the Golden Lion and Tarzan the Invincible.

by Snapper2001 September 30, 2018