Velvet Taco 

A freshly shaved and showered pussy.

I went down on her after she shaved, that pussy was smooth as a velvet taco.

Velvet Taco by Chipdl June 13, 2019

Toyota Tacoma 

A smallish pickup truck built by Toyota. Its superior longitudinally-mounted 3.5-Liter V6 engine allows it to utterly stomp any Chevrolet/GMC, Ford, or Dodge/Ram truck that it may encounter. Its only worthy rival is the Nissan Frontier.

GM Driver: "Did you see that?! That guy's Toyota Tacoma passed me like I was standing still! Also this POS I'm driving blew another head gasket!"

Dodge Driver: "Despite my 100 horsepower advantage, this barge of mine is easy prey for Tacomas because it weighs so damn much."

Ford Driver: "But muh E-co-bewst"

Nissan Driver: "Sweet ride, my dude."

Toyota Tacoma by ZoomZoom69 December 3, 2018

Kentucky Fried Taco Hut 

A combination KFC, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut all sharing the same building and drive thru.

I want pizza, I want a taco, I want a bucket of Chicken. We better find the closest Kentucky Fried Taco Hut.

Kentucky Fried Taco Hut by threepointer January 8, 2012

Taco Jaundice 

A medical condition with the yellowing of the excrement, typically caused by the consumption of Taco John's.

Jimbo: What's wrong Mark?

Mark: Well after I ate Taco John's I pooped, and it didn't look right.

Jimbo: Meh, no sweat mane. You just have the Taco Jaundice.

Taco Jaundice by Mongoose McQueen November 27, 2011

messy taco

the act of eating a girl out in a messy or sloppy fashion

Chris- I heard that Nick definetely had a good messy taco with Amy last night
Brittany- Oh yeah! I heard he loves him a good messy taco everyday!

messy taco by DoubleOKneeGro April 6, 2010

Spicy ranch taco 

When you take a dump in a Mexican chicks pussy in order to get a gay guy to fuck her.

Juan, I am so proud of you for taking on that spicy ranch taco challenge.

Spicy ranch taco by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

put the dressing on the taco 

To apply lubricant to a vagina, in preparation to make mad love to it (the vagina, not the lubricant, although I guess you'd be hitting that too).

V got nekked, and Haly put the dressing on the taco before tapping that.

put the dressing on the taco by BigHuckinChicken September 7, 2008