lolygraph test

Any method of assessment to decide whether or not something is lolworthy.

Like a polygraph test, only to detect lolz instead of lies.

Maybe Carlos Mencia's show is popular, but no chance he passes a lolygraph test.

You should have been there the other day! Juliet slipped on some ice and my lolygraph machine just went crazy.

by The Goddamn Kid March 26, 2008

Studying for a drug test

Having to refrain from smoking pot, or using other drugs, to pass a drug test

"No I can't hit that bong man, I'm studying for a drug test for work."

by Just Lane December 9, 2008

Cincinnati Test Drive

A 69 that takes place in a car, with the male driving and the female having her legs around the man's head, leaving his hands free for steering. A car with a sunroof is preferable, as it gives the woman more room for her legs.

My girlfriend wanted to go check out a new Civic, but as soon as we got the keys, we decided to give it the old Cincinnati Test Drive.

On the way home from Pittsburgh my wife was so horny that she couldn't wait, so we popped the sunroof and had ourselves a Cincinnati Test Drive

by kungfu44 August 10, 2006

Testarossa Autodrive

A situation in which you (driver) are in a Ferrari with automatic cannons protruding from the rear and are being chased by five Bentleys with laser cannons and rocket boosters, and also motorcycles are weaving around you and shooting lasers at you but it's ok because you have laser-proof windows. As you wind around the bend to the 500 mph speedway, you crash into a wall. You are brought to a hospital where you are pronounced dead. Then a doctor shoots a laser at your corpse and you come back to life, but are a zombie. Said situation may only occur during 1986.

Eli: yo what's up G, you're looking kind of pale, you ok?
Ash: No, i got Testarossa Autodrived and now i'm a zombie.
Eli: Sweet let's rave.

by Asher pampaloompa November 24, 2007

teste

The male-gendered equivalent of "bitchy." Pronounced "testy."

I'm outta here; Robert's pulling up to the house. That guy is so teste.

by Moggraider August 2, 2009

pressure test

Fill a girls vagina, ass and mouth with a big cocks simultanously...

3 of us fucked this bitch and we gave her the pressure test

by the voyer August 17, 2003

PATERNITY TEST

Something that should be state law in all 50 states.When you consider that fully one third of ALL live births involve a man
other than the man alleged to be the father on the birth certificate...It would appear to serve justice and streamline the legal system if the real father is known from the get-go.
Not so.The state-and the legal industrial complex are just interested in tagging any convenient sucker with the bill.DO NOT be pressured to sign the birth certificate.Even if you "KNOW" that baby is yours...get the little saliva based test kit and BE SURE.Unless of course you don't mind paying for someone else's kid.

HOMIE 1:"Yesterday my girl got pissed at me and said that little RAY RAY ain't mine.What if she's tellin' the truth?"

HOMIE 2:"How long y'all been together?"

HOMIE 1: "Coupla' years."

HOMIE 2:"Can't help 'ya.The law says that's your baby.
Shoulda' PATERNITY TESTED sometime within the first year.Sixteen years left.Have fun."

by L.MARTIN September 3, 2006