Titter Tats

An older redneck or biker chick over the age of 35 who has her tits tattooed. Usually a self tattoo with the name of of a child they had out of wedlock , or a deceased biker or redneck who was the vitcim of Darwin's theory of natural selection. The trainwreck who has the tittertats almost always has more than 2 children. One of those two is usually named after a truck. Such as Dakota, Cheyenne, or F-150. The tats themself are almost always faded and placed on tits that look like a cooked egg hanging from a nail.Generally they fall into 4 catagories. #1 Childrens names, #2 Names and dates of dead people, #3 a rose, #4 some kind of feline paw Usually performed by a friend at a meth lab or biker rally.

My dryer broke and I was at the laundry mat when this lady walked in and bent over in front of me exsposing her titter tats to me. he has 3 on her lfet tit I a guessing of the names and dates or her snot nosed children. And 1 on her right with angel wings around it. Probably of her deceased first sperm donor.

by Jack Calhoun August 13, 2009

titties on top of titties

Ridiculously large breasts.

Michelle has titties on top of titties, they're about to come right out her shirt.

by laxer36 May 1, 2010

Cheese Titts

A name to call a woman when trying to get her attention and the bitch isn't listening.

Used by Jim Carrey in Me, Myself & Irene at Renee Zellweger

Hold on there cheese titts, did I miss something?

by Bad Town Wreckords April 17, 2011

Clown Titties

-Adjective

1. Male or Female aereolae of greater size than ordinary.

That bitch and/or dude had clown titties the size of dinner plates!

by Toid1 February 6, 2012

dank tities

A set of words used to describe something great. Or something that looks amazing.

Man that chicken you cooked was some dank tities.

by assfuck69 April 20, 2015

tities

The nipple pert of a woman's chest. Although tits/tities has come to mean the entire breast, it technically means just the nipple. Trust me, I have two.

"Suckin on my tities like you wanted me callin me..."-Peaches

by scraper, our hookah April 13, 2006

Tiger Titties

Titties with stretch marks. Makes them resemble the stripes of a tiger.

Mike: Look at Tiger Titties over there....
Jacob: That's nasty!!!
Mike: You think that's bad, you should see her hail damaged ass....

by MoneyM1ke June 13, 2010