The theory that, no matter where you are, if you shout out "IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!" someone, somewhere will repond with "Duh duh duh duh...duh duh dut dut duh" I.e. The sound of the music which immediately follows the lyric.
John: Hey Mark, wanna try out the final countdown theory?
Mark: But we're in an old people's home!
John: So what, it'll still work!
Mark: Alright fine then, "IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!"
Voice in the distance: Duh duh duh duh...duh duh dut dut duh
John: HOLY SHIT OLD MAN, YOU ARE JUST THE COOLEST.
Mark: But we're in an old people's home!
John: So what, it'll still work!
Mark: Alright fine then, "IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!"
Voice in the distance: Duh duh duh duh...duh duh dut dut duh
John: HOLY SHIT OLD MAN, YOU ARE JUST THE COOLEST.
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Person 2: Bro what's V.V.T?
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Scientific theory based on the idea that all matter in the universe is interrelated and governed through a massive network of invisible bling.
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Get the Major Theorem mug.the pimp-whore relationship theory is a highly debated theory in relationship dynamics stating that if you (the guy) treat a girl as though she is your bitch and you are her pimp, she will become susceptatble and complacent towards you and the oppisiste to all other men, thus making it easy for you to pick her up and hard for anyone else. The theory is highly debatable because about half the tests performed to test this theory have worked and about half have not.
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Get the pimp-whore relationship theory mug."300 years ago, sailors stuck at sea would get desperate for female companionship. It got so mad that eventually the manatees out in the water started to look like beautiful women - mermaids.
Every women, no matter how initially repugnant, has a "mermaid clock". The time it takes to realize you want to bone her. " ~ Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
Every women, no matter how initially repugnant, has a "mermaid clock". The time it takes to realize you want to bone her. " ~ Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
the mermaid theory: Sure today you see Iris as a manatee, but she aint gonna stay that way, Marshall your secretary's mermaid clock starts now..
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Get the Mermaid theory mug.A theodorian is someone who makes the claim in which Theodore is receiving the best head among the 3 chipmunks. Despite the many adversities including verbal abuse from normie alvinists, and general ignorance throughout the chipmunist community, the theodorians still are able to stand their ground as valid theorists. This is likely because the theodorian theory disregards unimportant factors such as attractiveness and popularity of the female chipmunks (both of which have been proven to be unrelated to the enjoyment of one's head), and instead takes note of the more complex evidential reasons.
The theodorian theory, at its heart, takes into account the level of each chipmunks sexual stimulus. Using this method, we can make the assumption that because Alvin is the most popular and alpha of the 3 chipmunks, he has likely already received head multiple times. Theodore, on the other hand, is most likely getting head for the very first time, and it is commonly assumed that he has not even masturbateed before. If these assumptions are true, then Theodore, at the time of the picture, had never had an orgasm before in his life. He then, conclusively, would have by far the highest sexual stimulus of the 3 chipmunks.
The theodorian theory, at its heart, takes into account the level of each chipmunks sexual stimulus. Using this method, we can make the assumption that because Alvin is the most popular and alpha of the 3 chipmunks, he has likely already received head multiple times. Theodore, on the other hand, is most likely getting head for the very first time, and it is commonly assumed that he has not even masturbateed before. If these assumptions are true, then Theodore, at the time of the picture, had never had an orgasm before in his life. He then, conclusively, would have by far the highest sexual stimulus of the 3 chipmunks.
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