Sweatervest

An overt use of something wholesome stodgy and clean to cover up a dirty act.

Stephen Harper's performance was so sweatervested.
That report on the War in Afghanistan was definitely sweatervested to hide the truth.
The catholic church is constantly sweatervesting the past.
That news report was such a sweatervest.

by ophelia3 October 5, 2009

Sheaver

a nickname that discribes an akward girl from Dacula, Georgia. She doesn't care a lot about anything, and is willing to do everything. She's not the best friend you could have, but she's got such good friends that they make up for her mistakes. Sheaver has an obbession with gum and fruit. Master Pyrunk is the reason why she gets up in the morning.

'Sheep + beaver = Sheaver'

by Sheaver November 12, 2006

sweater nipples

The small bumps on the shoulders of a sweater after you have taken said sweater off a hanger.

"How can I get rid of these sweater nipples?"

by taylor1983 December 9, 2008

cosby sweater

The type of sweater that everybody idolizes you for wearing, often worn in the days of "the cosby show" by suave debonair Bill Cosby. Usually described with such words as Frizzle Frazzle.

"Have you seen Zach's new cosby sweater?! He is so fashionable!"

by Spudular July 21, 2008

Sacramento Sweater

A song by the Scottish Rock band "Arthouse".

"Dude, the drummer from Arthouse Cleveland Steamer'd his drum-kit during Sacramento Sweater at their show last night!"

by Dr Feelgood2457 March 23, 2010

sweater midgets

Women who have large breasts that wear clothing which conceals their large breasts and when the clothing comes off the twins are revealed in amazement.

Rachel was wearing a large shirt and when she took off her shirt to my surprise her sweater midgets were revealed.

by Wags25 December 9, 2008

sweater necklace

another name for scarf

Matthew: "What do you want to get Mommy for Christmas?"

Adam: "A sweater necklace."

by @d@m :: @m@nd@ February 3, 2010