Switch mafuck

It when you go to one room to another to grab a object then two the other room and go back to the same room because you grabes the wrong thing and bring to the next room over and bring another object to the first room.
“I had To bring one object to one room and bring another object to the first room it a big switch mafuck”.
by L. O. L May 18, 2021
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swagger-switch

The switch that gentlemen use to turn their swag on or off. Usually turned on at the start of the day and off at night, otherwise one might "wake up covered in bitches", so to speak.

Old English - Colloquial (~1739-present).
"Charles, don't forget to turn your swagger-switch back to 'on' after this lovely pot of tea."
by SuperDuncan8 August 14, 2011
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switch pleb

A phrase with the word pleb and switch in it. Used as an insult to people that only have switch consoles but actually it's a compliment.
"Your a true switch pleb"
"Thanks"
by Theonetheonlybilllyyyyyyyy October 19, 2019
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switch lanes

a guy putting his dick in a girls vagina then immediately putting it into her ass and switching back and forth periodically like so.
guy: bitch you got a nice pussy but ive been drivin it crazy for so long i want to switch lanes
by roxy rodgers November 20, 2013
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switch hitter

The practice of masterbating alternatively with the left and right hand. This prevents ones dick from bending to the left or right after many years of jerking it.
Women love my straight cock. The secret is being a switch hitter.
by smalldong November 25, 2013
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Switch off

Mostly relating to a show called "the vampire diaries". It basically means to be hurt so bad that you cant handle it anymore so you turn your feelings off and not caring about anything or anyones feelings. Not even your's.
"She / she left me so i turned the switch off"
by Siredtolonelyness March 25, 2017
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Light Switch

When you flick the female clitoras as if it were a light switch, in a light switch motion.
Larry: I totally Light Switched that girl last night, she loved it.
Dickbuttkiss: Yes you did.
Larry: Yes i did.
by DrNufario March 18, 2011
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