when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.
by Zombri507 April 24, 2014
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by Eric Ha March 30, 2015
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it had been several days since i sent a question through regarding a new website, i wait in anticipation of my 'graham surprise'
by Mr B Poet November 30, 2016
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by Dj Horan March 9, 2012
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Anita: Hey where did you get that dent?
Joe: Ugh, I got a mall surprise last Tuesday.
Anita: Bummer -__- Always park far away...
Joe: Ugh, I got a mall surprise last Tuesday.
Anita: Bummer -__- Always park far away...
by princessteph July 26, 2011
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We were having a bake off and i baked a cookie sheet of air biscuits, busted ass and ended up with a jelly surprise.
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